and there i was, pasta on my titties // hairstylist and sadgirl

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This nigga really named it X.
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The way my whole family is fake asf.
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I am so excited to finally move.
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The girls on dating apps trying to find threesomes for her and her man but don’t post any pictures of their man. He’s ugly huh? Loser.
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the way my lexapro isn’t lexaproing the way a lexapro should.
This guys tinder bio said he likes mismatched socks and that ‘hes weird lol’ wow. You’re crazy man. Mismatched socks??? Such a weirdo.
Bitch i got an LLC, tf i look like chasing after a man 💅🏼
Everyone’s going to school today. While i slept in until 2. Life is good lol. Hope y’all have a successful first day tho!
i literally have no more patience for low effort men anymore.
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Men really do be useless.
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Jonas Brothers. Rollercoaster. Happiness Begins Tour, 2019.
you & the girlies sobbing like this at a show—who’s performing?
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🕯✨ manifesting @jonasbrothers performing at the next Super Bowl ✨🕯
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Government really be pretending to work those 40 hours.
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Stop wearing turtle necks to the salon. Thanks.
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15 mins into the @jonasbrothers family roast and I’m already dying 😂😂😂
🔥 Jonas Brothers Family Roast premieres on Netflix tomorrow!!
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Does anyone else just randomly miss Alan Rickman? 🥺
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People will make last minute appointments OR ask to be squeezed in for the holidays and then be late or no show. MAKE IT MAKE SENSE
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