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Joined August 2021
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I don’t give a fuck what day of the siege it is, Day 300 or 4,531 there is only one choice: The answer is Attack and Batter the Enemy’s Walls #AttackAndBatterTheEnemysWalls
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Iranians recover new iPhones floating in Strait of Hormuz 🔗 telegraph.co.uk/world-news/2…
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real tears rn
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At my Digger screening today there were some teenage boys and I heard this great exchange between them “Where’s Tom Cruise?” “That is Tom Cruise you fucking idiot” “Where?” “He’s DIGGER!”
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Lamelo was doing this shit with a regular ass car
Elon Musk unveils flying car: the Tesla Roadster.
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jfc
YEMENI MILITARY OFFICIAL TO ARAMCO SHAREHOLDERS: ADVISE ALL SHAREHOLDERS OF ARAMCO TO HAND OVER THEIR SHARES TO AVOID HEAVY LOSSES IN THE COMING DAYS - TASNIM.
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the first thing my boyfriend does when he looks at his phone in the morning is open google maps like ????
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Alejandro Iñárritu’s Digger, Which I am sure most people have watched
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my 9 false flag operations that shaped me:
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"Skinny Jeans Thibs" is the first intrusive thought of the new season for me.
Replying to @NBA_NewYork
Skinny jeans Thibs visits Rockets practice with Bronx-born Villanova legend & NBA vet Ed Pinckney, his longtime assistant 📸 @ByVarunShankar
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You know you have a good post when people with Saudi flags in their bio are accusing you of being a Shia.
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Therapist: "is Yemeni Brace Belden khat vendor in the room with us now, Sina?"
Look what I found today, hahaha.
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The con is so absurd. It can't be "we have some halfway decent use cases for software, a lot of debt, and it's not financially viable at the moment." Bad story. Let's go with "We are on step 2 of 5 at creating God. God's market cap is the whole universe. Lend us money."
what if this is the jagged frontier?
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Now we got better bread and better peanut butter. We going crazy. Back to being off twitter.
WHAT ADULT IS STILL OUT HERE EATING PEANUT BUTTER AND JELLY SANDWICHES
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Hm, I'd personally start by searching China's diesel storage tanks. Btw, when you're in there let me know how much diesel is left. DMs open.
🚨🚨SCOOP: A shipment of F-35 fighter jet parts was rerouted to Hong Kong this summer — then vanished. Congress and DOD are investigating, amid the possibility that China may now have access to the highly-classified program. W/ @audrey_decker9 politico.com/news/2026/09/18…
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This man said he was the “majority shareholder” of a Gucci store on Sak’s 5th Avenue. 😂😂😂
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[to the tune of American Woman] Canadian Houthi
Replying to @WhiteHouse
Just a reminder that every ocean ship entering the Great Lakes goes through the Welland Canal. Eight locks, twenty-seven miles, all of it in Ontario. That is the route. $26.3 billion of American trade depends on it. Trump didn’t think this through.
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Husband explaining the bond market to me while I film the dog lick the dish washer
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Barista turned around the tablet and instead of a tip screen it was a video of my funeral?
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There's a certain genre of post that lets you know you weren't paying attention and have been on For You for the last five minutes
when you won’t loan your sister with BPD $1000
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