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I don’t give a fuck what day of the siege it is, Day 300 or 4,531 there is only one choice: The answer is Attack and Batter the Enemy’s Walls #AttackAndBatterTheEnemysWalls
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Iranians recover new iPhones floating in Strait of Hormuz
🔗 telegraph.co.uk/world-news/2…
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"Skinny Jeans Thibs" is the first intrusive thought of the new season for me.
Replying to @NBA_NewYork
Skinny jeans Thibs visits Rockets practice with Bronx-born Villanova legend & NBA vet Ed Pinckney, his longtime assistant
📸 @ByVarunShankar
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You know you have a good post when people with Saudi flags in their bio are accusing you of being a Shia.
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Therapist: "is Yemeni Brace Belden khat vendor in the room with us now, Sina?"
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The con is so absurd.
It can't be "we have some halfway decent use cases for software, a lot of debt, and it's not financially viable at the moment." Bad story.
Let's go with "We are on step 2 of 5 at creating God. God's market cap is the whole universe. Lend us money."
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Now we got better bread and better peanut butter. We going crazy.
Back to being off twitter.
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Hm, I'd personally start by searching China's diesel storage tanks.
Btw, when you're in there let me know how much diesel is left. DMs open.
🚨🚨SCOOP: A shipment of F-35 fighter jet parts was rerouted to Hong Kong this summer — then vanished.
Congress and DOD are investigating, amid the possibility that China may now have access to the highly-classified program.
W/ @audrey_decker9
politico.com/news/2026/09/18…
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This man said he was the “majority shareholder” of a Gucci store on Sak’s 5th Avenue. 😂😂😂
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[to the tune of American Woman]
Canadian Houthi
Replying to @WhiteHouse
Just a reminder that every ocean ship entering the Great Lakes goes through the Welland Canal. Eight locks, twenty-seven miles, all of it in Ontario.
That is the route. $26.3 billion of American trade depends on it.
Trump didn’t think this through.
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Husband explaining the bond market to me while I film the dog lick the dish washer



































