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a-five, six, seven, eight! | she/her

Cape Cod, MA
Joined February 2014
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ready for trick or treaters
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couldn’t be us tho 🤣
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this is what it feels like when you’ve had one too many drinks and you’re trying to find the bathroom at a restaurant you’ve never been to
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I will never top this costume so here’s a repost LMAO
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New tattoo, for Hila ❤️
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How it feels to wear something slightly out of your comfort zone
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Cape Verdean family reunion too
Puerto Rican families
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People are so funny who comes up with this stuff
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going as big miss steak 😭💀
i love gay halloween cause wdym
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How is the internet less private than in 2006, when the whole family shared one computer? Back then, the internet was weird, personal, and all of ours. So, we got your favorite meme legends back together to say it louder: What happened to the internet? 1/3
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A diva was raptured here
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no wonder he doesn’t fw me 😭
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If my husband cheated on me I’d be heartbroken. If my husband cheated on me with an employee who I let hang out with our kids I’d be irate. If my husband dressed me and his side chick as thing 1 and thing 2 for Halloween in front of a global audience I’d gut him like a pig.
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I KNOW U FUCKING LYING LMFAOOOO
ethan klein can fuck all the way off
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mfs do anything to fit in 😭
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this is how i think the number 68 feels
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Idk why people think everything is an excuse instead of just a reason. "Sorry, I don't know why I said that, I'm tired." "Being tired isn't an excuse!" "Sorry for being late, I was stuck in traffic." "Traffic isn't an excuse!" I fear it is, though?? Am I too autistic for this?
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no termino de entender si ser adulto siempre fue asi de mierda o si literalmente le robaron a toda una generación cualquier tipo de proyección y futuro. tengo 27 años trabajo desde los 18 y tengo el patrimonio de un nene de 5 meses… deprime
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The group behind this has been confirmed to be a Republican funded psyop. Genuinely sick that they would do this right before an election. This entire pamphlet is full of deliberately extreme stuff designed to make trans people look bad. Spread the word about this scam.
I got the rage bait mail!
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