don’t take anything seriously

he / they
Joined January 2020
I’m always there for an Annabeth cheek squeeze
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Parce qu’ils ont étudié l’histoire
Pq tous les profs d'histoire sont de gauche c'est quoi la vraie explication
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elex retweeted
"no 13 year old human has said these words" well 13 year old humans dont exactly experience what percabeth had by age 12 do they
"I'd burn it all down" changed lives. Percy Jackson and the Olympians is now on Netflix.
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they’re calling pjotv the best ya fantasy epic of the decade.. well yes!
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my girlfriend and i were harassed by a few women in the restroom. we were just washing our hands, on our way out. one of them demanded to see my girlfriends breasts. transphobes are nothing but predators who feel entitled to other people’s bodies. i’m so fucking mad.
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fun fact: you can always say "okay thank you i didnt know" when someone tells you something you didnt know
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finished Hannibal. why did no one tell me they were explicitly in love with each other and it wasn’t the imagined mass psychosis of fans from the 2010s who were victims of queerbaiting
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i don’t believe in “if they wanted to they would” because i want to and i don’t
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How do people havw time to eat and sleep and study and work and clean and shower and do laundry and do homework and go to class and
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you die a little every sunday evening when the clock strikes six
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ed sheeran thinking people would hit him and throw things at him is the same as when noah schnapp thought hamas would find him in his new york apartment please zionists are so self entitled it's embarrassing
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this is how you treat moral OCD and makes complete sense
You bitches are genuinely so fucking pathetic, like y’all can’t do shit fr
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Don’t forget they lost their platforms before Macklemore let’s bring them back into the picture
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one time i dated someone who had just started t and they were like "yeah sorry it makes me horny like all the time" and i genuinely thought i was being karmically rewarded for everything good i've ever done in life
C4t as the cys person is probably fire like wow my girlfriend gets hotter and her boobs get bigger every few months, hell yeah
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“gen z is killing bars” beers are $8 and cocktails are $15
any social analysis on gen z can be tied back to the economic situation it is really not that interesting at all
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Replying to @hellspatisserie
We got a rent discount because we were so exhausted from the scary neighbor problems at our old place, that the landlady of the new one thought we were playing hardball with her. Same thing as you, we were just playing exhaustedball
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just swam in a pool with a bunch of hot transgenders with my shirt off for the first time then had burgers and donuts after and Im smoking weed rn. happy pride month never give up
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elex retweeted
“I don’t remember my childhood.” Lemme guess, you have allergies + you poop weird + you sleep weird + you feel dizzy when you stand up quickly + you’re weirdly sensitive to certain smells/sounds/tastes/textures + you struggle to do stuff you WANT to do + you’re often sad/nervous?
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among trans men, the ftm bear is revered above all as an ascended, shaman-like being, a most powerful vessel of the transsexual divine. mf hoe
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i'm assembling an extremely large team
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