@binarySmith18

25 || swe || mostly shitposting || occasionally running

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Joined March 2022
put the w's and b's right Arjuna
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*looks at you longingly*
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June 2024: met for a morning run September 2026: locked in for the long run
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lock in lock in sab kahe lock in kare na koi jo sab lock in kare din ke 50 tweets kahe ko hoye
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the real question was never who is jev? it was always jev lis kya?
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did you run today anon
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heard someone say work is just paid rest between your two endurance sessions, so true chad
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what a legend history will remember him as the first man to travel from surat to mumbai to get his hands on the iPhone 18 pro
#WATCH | Maharashtra: A customer says, "I’ve got the first phone. I’m really excited. I was trying to get the first one; I’d been waiting here for about 10 to 12 hours for this. Finally, the first phone is in my hands..."
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fridays are for football jerseys
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confession: i fumbled a 4.5 LPA accenture offer, got rejected in the HR round because i didn’t know what subjects i had in my last semester
Accenture hired 56 Interns from IIT(BHU) at 1.25 LPM 💀
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badminton when played with intensity, is highly underrated
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doing big boy things, raising a rectification request against a CPC demand because my already paidtax decided not to show up in the tax credit
papa ka CA kitna chutiya hai bhai 2017 se abtak ke saare gains to short term me daalke 20% tax lagwa raha tha, now i have to do his taxes as well 😭
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every since i posted this thread i have eaten 1/2 plate hakka noodles, ghee podi masala dosa , cream roll , 2 samosa, 2 motichoor laddus, 4 besan laddus , 4 slice pizza, 5 slice cake 😭
if you’re someone who doesn’t eat non-veg at all, like me, this is how you can hit your protein goals: breakfast: high protein oats (100gm) + milk (500ml) + seed mix + one guava + one amla 40-45g protein lunch: soya rice (50gm soya + vegs) + curd 35g protein evening: one high protein bread with peanut butter + one banana + one scoop whey (25gm protein) 35g protein dinner: soya paneer chilla (80gm besan + 100gm paneer) + curd 40-45g protein or dinner: paneer salad ( rajma + chana + moong + 100gm curd + 100gm paneer) 35g protein total: 140-150g protein/day
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isko kyu bookmark kar rahe log ye nhi khana hai bhai 😭
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brainstorming with gpt on how to hit gym 4x, run 40 kms, take atleast 2 swimming lessons, survive ggn traffic, work a 9-hour shift, cook 3 meals, do dishes, laundry, get 6–7 hours of sleep, and somehow maintain a social life (pretty much non existent) all in a week
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we live in the medieval times because everything is mid and evil
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high time i got to taste it too
Replying to @RafaelLurking
Now that ive tasted marathon, its impossible to stop at 10miler, but if i were start from scratch i might stop at 10miler
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raat ke 11 baj chuke hai dar lag raha hai pintola creamy peanut butter ko
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