Eddie Weissman

How many people make it through <anything> for 100 days? Use the same curve. Change the labels.

It's not a break. It's just another job on your resume... SENIOR PROJECT MANAGER, Ballard Enterprises 01/24 -12/24. Reported directly to CEO to develop mission, objectives, strategies, tactics, requirements, and functional specifications to lay foundation for major pivot. etc.

I do not draw. 100% of my comics are SVG (Scalable Vector Graphics) generated by code. As part of my November "Build in Public" challenge with @MeetKevon, I will show you how I do this. For today, here's a little teaser. (Check out the original: eddiots.com/1609)

Check out the original: eddiots.com/79

All 5 sound great. I don't know how to answer your question because they're all a little "fuzzy". Can you provide examples of actual success stories of each?

Thanks for the kind words, Button! Not sure how cool I ever was, but I keep on ticking at 68. Hope to have more to share in the near future.

Check out the original: eddiots.com/2305

The doctor said she died.

It depends. Which brand of beer?

As a mathematician, I calculate their absolute value. All negative people, be gone. See how easy.

FUN!

You're not wasting your time. The best way to learn is to teach. What did you learn by trying to teach them? (Sorry, "Don't waste your time" is not an acceptable answer.)

Neither. Building software. Focus on your result and trust that your inner programmer will make you learn what you need to do.

A programmer. Anything else is too "managerese" for me.

All of them.

I tell them I was in prison for strangling the last interviewer who asked about my prior 5-year gap.

<!!! What the hell is this for? !!!>

1. Name them EXACTLY what they are. (.coverMargin, not .xhiswk39) 2. Baby bear (just right), not Daddy Bear (too long) or Mommy Bear (too short) (.bgClr, not .backgroundColor or .bc) 3. Don't put data that can change in the class name. (spaceLarge, not space455). 4. Camel Case.