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College essays should be abolished. 17 year olds mostly don't have deep interesting things to say ( if what they are saying is even true or written by them) and people shouldnt be at a disadvantage for living a normal middle class childhood.
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Ambitious 1600 SAT student changing their name to “If-Jesus-Christ-Hadst-Not-Died-Thou-Wouldst-Be-Damned” to gain an edge in applications at Harvard, Yale, Brown, and Dartmouth
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I’d rather hangout with a NYC nepo baby with a trust fund or go fishing with a redneck who rants about how the moon landing was fake than mingle with SF striver types. One of the most insufferable groups of people on earth.
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anyone who scored a lower SAT than me is a gormless troglodyte and anyone who scored higher than me is a soulless grindmaxxing striver
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a penis has a sad life. His Hair is a mess,his family is nuts,his neighbour is an asshole, his bestfriend is a pussy and his owner beats him
You can hate on him but you have to admit that he succeeded. Now everybody knows him as the Orlando Asian Mogger
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A lot of things Asians do that may be seemingly incomprehensible to you will be swiftly resolved by asking the question "wait does this confer status in some way?"
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watching the historical materialism leave my body as i discover that there is a protagonist of history and it’s the sex-trafficking pedophile financier
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500lb black comedian in leather hat leather coat denim shirt and leather pants: You Fuckin A Minion What He Gone Say. Talkin Bout Some Babinga If You Dont Get. Ya Yella Ass Over Here
[2 straight minutes of crowd laughter]
They Gone Call Me Tha Minion Man When Im Done. Shit.
