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South London
Joined October 2012
"You leave M&S £42 lighter and having forgotten your milk, but at least you have three different types of hummus" 😭
My current favorite series 🤣
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I knew the Sexiest Man Alive was bullshit when I saw John Legend on the cover one year.
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My parents should’ve put me in dance as a child or something I wanna be able to put my foot to the back of my head
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Both of my parents called each others mum ‘mum’ loool not that weird imo
People who refer to their boyfriend’s mothers as mum, how do you do it?
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Aside from my paternal grandma being a witch but alas
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A sensible man tbh
My dad sent me my chore list from when I was a kid.. this shit started at 8 years old… my pop was the coolest man on earth but he had hella structure & rules in the house
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Makes sense given Dyson creating that hideous Ai toothbrush
Predicting that just as fresh homemade food has become a wealth indicator, basic day to day hygiene will become one too. Designer hand sanitizer, more and more companies like Le Luxe from celebs, people will flex soap like a roley.
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Predicting that just as fresh homemade food has become a wealth indicator, basic day to day hygiene will become one too. Designer hand sanitizer, more and more companies like Le Luxe from celebs, people will flex soap like a roley.
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it’s EGG
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The ladies call me this on a regular lol fuck a magazine validation 🚯
On a serious note, how has Skepta not been named the sexiest man alive?
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Ted Bundy Jr was frustrated
Apparently wanting to feel safe on a first date means lack of confidence
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Bad bitches with flat feet let me hear yall make some noise
Beyoncé wearing the iconic dolce&gabbana s/s03 corset lace up dress for a photoshoot with fryderyk gabowicz (2003)
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You guys are under spells, I’m afraid. Pretending to make friends all your life to increase your mating potential? A tragedy.
You guys realize that one of the greatest joys of motherhood is never again having to do any of the tedious and unfulfilling social rituals you were forced to do so you could increase your odds of finding a man who wanted to have kids with you
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I wonder if hinge is government experiment
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Is he crazy?? Like even for couples that have beeen together alpine divorce is a real concept
Apparently wanting to feel safe on a first date means lack of confidence
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Danielle retweeted
White people’s awful spatial awareness on sidewalks is one of the craziest sociological phenomena ever. Like they’re unconsciously selfish in that regard on a systemic level. Wow
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they’ll try and gaslight us about castings and the erasure of black girls in media like this isn’t a real issue and has only gotten worse
you hear stories like this from black actresses and a lot of #things start making sense
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The way this or fibroids was my exact assumption
Literally why I don’t trust doctors, this poor girl :[
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John legend 😭
People’s Sexiest Man Alive: 2015: David Beckham 2016: Dwayne Johnson 2017: Blake Shelton 2018: Idris Elba 2019: John Legend 2020: Michael B. Jordan 2021: Paul Rudd 2022: Chris Evans 2023: Patrick Dempsey 2024: John Krasinski 2025: Jonathan Bailey 2026: Noah Wyle
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