failed family law paper in 2016 • Defy, Disobey, Disrupt, Hydrate • Atheist • Angry feminist • Enby • Pronouns: she/they/them • #QUEERFEMINIST 🏳️‍🌈🦄

Uganda
Joined February 2019
I identify as a cake because I too look normal on the outside but are soft, sweet and moist on the inside 🥰
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“from where to where” (phr.) A firm call to order in response to an utterly incomprehensible display of audacity
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I lied, I’m jealous and territorial. If someone else is interested in you, I’m telling them to fuck off and marking my claim.
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i’m actually very romantic. i just need you to be consistent long enough for my nervous system to stop treating you like a threat
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I know there's barely any hope rn mainly because of capitalism and the nonsensical turn social media has taken (esp re commercialisation of attention) but at some point in marketing, comms, etc, we're going to have to seriously look at the "all press is good press" wagwes
from a brand voice and creative standpoint, it’s a clunky, low-effort trend-jack. but from an attention and salience standpoint, it did exactly what it set out to do: dominate the timeline. the detail most marketing critics are missing here is brand equity. A messy skit will not dent CJ’s footfall because their core value proposition isn't cultural commentary - it is operational consistency, massive portions and dependable service. when a household brand with strong equity does something borderline absurd, it doesn't kill them; it simply buys them top-of-mind recall at zero media spend. you can hate the execution and still acknowledge the commercial utility: outrage is still free distribution.
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everybody’s not “coping” with being single. y’all have really deluded yourselves into believing that all women be sitting around fantasizing about some mysterious partner. it is so much life to be lived.
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I've avoided the conversation bc I no longer have it in me to debate mental health with the "just snap out of it/ just go outside/ just show up" crowd mainly because what a lot of them don't realise is, if we're to be as dismissive, what they're describing is merely repression
the discourse is ultimately very heartbreaking, because it is just privileged people telling less privileged ones that the solution is “within” themselves, yet for most of us, there are several intersecting systemic issues guaranteeing that we will only ever manage symptoms.
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@wand_era And we all know what the cycle of emotional, psychological, mental repression eventually returns to "on a random Tuesday morning". But they will not admit it 🤷🏾
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dating me is basically unlocking unlimited yapping and an unreasonable amount of affection
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Cool. So since it wasn’t my body, I removed it from my body. Cuz I didn’t want a stranger living inside me 🤷‍♀️
Replying to @AbortionChat
Fun fact.. A child living in your womb is NOT your body. You are being selfish with YOUR BODY, and THEIRS..
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the urge to ask WHAT ARE WE vs the fear of hearing an answer you weren’t ready for is a literally crazy combination
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don’t tell me “there’s other fish in the sea” those fishes don’t do what my fish does, they don’t even look like my fish. my fish swims a little different, kinda sideways, a little autistic. i like that fish. i want that fish
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JEEE HOO VAHH 😭
niggas taking L? let’s have it 🫴🏾
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ngl girls, this girl I was kind of entertaining told me she recently started going to church and i immediately felt alarmed. not because im a heathen but because in this day and age, someone just randomly becoming religious out of nowhere scares me lol
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There's this cleansing of former (sometimes current) regime goons that's been happening over the years through comedy and memefication...
As surely as day follows night, you are going to get wet; and pretty wet. - Rt Maj Gen @otafiire_k #NBSFixingUganda #NBSUpdates #NBSLiveAt9
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Once you understand this is just their way of doing drag w/o being called drag queens it all makes sense.
The point and the heels 💀
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liked a singular horny tweet and now my timeline is goontown
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There was a little girl abt 3 yrs old in the shop with an umbrella open indoors and I told her that it was bad luck and she said "says who?" I said "Says me" and she huffed and then tripped and fell out the door and looked back at me w tears in her eyes like this
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I do wonder if this energy is returned when the dependents are not children. Do you check in on your friends with ailing parents? Bedridden siblings? Chronically ill cousins? Impoverished aunts? Or is tribe only a thing that mothers are allowed to dream of?
If your friend has a baby and you don’t have kids, you have to be the one to put in more effort in maintaining the friendship. That’s part of being in mama’s tribe. Don’t take it personal if she isn’t hitting you up first. She’s raising a freaking human being lol
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Also why does this burden almost always fall on the women in "mama's tribe"? 🙂
Nope. That’s not how community is maintained. The continued assumption that no kids = no responsibilities/dependents is where we can start and stop this convo.
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