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corndawg

@_corndogs1

these pretzels are making me thirsty

 its a trap!
Joined October 2011
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i am in ur walls can u Please bring me some soup
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work is done, time 2 get high xitter.cf/dcsmeras/status/173717…
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Jason Derulo has just tripped over a used Ozempic needle and fallen down the stairs at the 2023 Oscars
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i can buy myself flowers
Image from out of context hannah montana (@OCHannahMontana)
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Who’s the hottest muppet? Animal, right?
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Therapist: well have you tried being a little more mysterious Aries: I want to be mysterious so bad but I can’t shut the fuck up
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you'd do well on 2014 tumblr (derogatory)
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my friends: hey man, come smoke drugs and listen to early 2000’s pop rock sensation The Fray with us me: i can’t, i need to study for med school [later] exam: how do you save a life? me: are you kidding me
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Every bad bitch have a gay best friend or gay best friend cousin ……If you homophobic you just ugly.
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Not another Aries proclaiming they’ll never do [fill in the blank] again then doing it
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I remember this religious girl in high school was like “what is there to live for if you don’t believe in heaven” and I’m like shit idk dude….corn dog?
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I SAID YES!!!!💍💍❤️❤️😍😍 someone asked me if i forgot to take my meds this morning
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This is giving Aries energy
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✧@LI4BILlTY18 Oct 2021
im pretty
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How you smoke weed but can't roll?
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Image from gremlin (@goodboygremlin)
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Normalize being an Aries
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1st date Anyone: hey Aries: cut the small talk are we having sex
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Aries are just exciting. It’s just fucking beautiful to be excited.
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SANDERS: The 1% DOES NOT WANT YOU to have a philly cheesesteak, a blunt, and some head right now!
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I have sooo many virgos around me 😭 idk how I attract y’all crazy people!
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