these pretzels are making me thirsty
its a trap!
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the government is engaging in wars overseas because they dont want us to realize that there is a veneer pandemic violently and rapidly sweeping across our nation rn and it needs 2 be stopped
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work is done, time 2 get high xitter.cf/dcsmeras/status/173717…
just unpinned my one viral tweet from like 2017ish bc i felt like i was one of those guys who kept his hudl link in his bio far after graduating high school
i wish i could pay an uber just to drive me around the city in a loop at night so i can look at all the pretty lights
this is my favorite vampire weekend album cover
THIS is last year's Christmas card from Tennessee Rep. Andy Ogles, a Republican who represents the district that Covenant School is in in Nashville. #tnleg
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Jason Derulo has just tripped over a used Ozempic needle and fallen down the stairs at the 2023 Oscars
