twitter vet | im funny every now and then

Joined May 2014
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There’s like 5 teams in the NFL who can do nothing but throw check downs on offense. Tough to watch.
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Every day, it hurts me that i am not enjoying my 20s at all.
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Niggas don’t post this pic no more?
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it's confirmed the spark in ur eyes die at 23
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The 20–25 age range is wild 😭 You have friends who are married, friends who are unemployed, and friends who are at work 24/7. 😭😭
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The NFL is dying, like the NBA will probably have less cultural relevance than its peak, but the NFL may be gone in 20 years.
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I have a theory that the NFL is in trouble in about 10 years the talent is getting worse and worse I think it’s obvious
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A soldier dying during a pointless PR stunt while the cheerleaders continue on with their routine is a perfect encapsulation of how America has been doing in Iran
🇺🇸 A US airman fell to his death during a military PR stunt at the Navy–UTSA football game. Washington is trying to sell Americans on military service while fighting a war in Iran. They couldn’t even get through the recruitment spectacle without killing one of their own.
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That generational 2027 QB class is looking very ungenerational at the moment.
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Joining corporate vs 2 years in corporate
first year vs last year of college
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You're not struggling because immigrants took your job. You're struggling because billionaires took your wages.
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I love hoes dawg
yall like my nails?
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the other ref taking a knee is SENDING me 😭
They brought out the cart for the ref 😭
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Angel Reese had 14 pts at halftime and finished with 14 for the game because Alisha gray wanted to be Kobe vs the Utah Jazz
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I’m not going to lie I love these hoes.
Taco Bell worker had her clappas moving right over y'all chalupas 😂
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Here we go. We all knew this was coming. Trump is losing by historic margins so now they’ll cheat.
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MAGA is about to be VERY mad about this.
🚨 Tim Walz has officially made child grooming a felony in Minnesota.
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How the fuck did Bryce underwood and Sherrone Moore win 9 games
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I watch these college quarterbacks and think that Joe Flacco might have a job in the NFL until he’s 73.
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When there’s a 24 team playoff, a day like today will basically mean nothing.
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