@_britmonkey

In absolute terms, I am the most persecuted man of all times, in the whole history of mankind, worldwide.

 mum's basement
youtube.com/@BritMonkey
Joined June 2018
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Hat of a seal hunter, Alutiiq culture, Kodiak island 18th century.
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IN 1976 A MAN WAS SHOT DEAD IN BELFAST BY A MINOR REPUBLICAN PARAMILITARY THAT CLAIMED RESPONSIBILITY FOR ONLY ONE OTHER ATTACK ... HIS WOUNDS HAVE NEVER STOPPED BLEEDING ... THE BODY HAS BEEN KEPT BY MI5 AND IF YOU HAVE EVER HAD A BLOOD TRANSFUSION IN THE U.K HE WAS THE DONOR
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Michael retweeted
jaime@jumer2 Oct 2009
Cant understand this twitter!!!
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Neurodivergent people: Hi Neurotypical people: when my hyperfixation overstimulates me so i get non verbal and i trigger my ocd and i start stimming and stop masking and need my special interest plushie to calm down my meltdown and
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@astralbaesFeb 26
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This is cope. The underpaid and dissociated young men in question have been pacified with short-form video content, weed, porn, and video games.
Joshua Bailey@JoshuaBailey184Jul 12
Underpaid young men without the means to live out on their own or get married have historically not been good for social stability
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One of the most beautiful matte paintings in film history was created in 1947 by British painter Walter Percy Day.
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Michael@_britmonkeyJul 5
Replying to @Tom_Nicholas
That's a question about the principle, not the proposal. Imagine if the question said "Should we reduce unemployment?" and the follow up was "If the government reintroduced military conscription, should it be 2 years or 3 years, or not sure?" Where is my option to disagree?
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fun fact: English and Japanese have a directly related cognate. spans 12k km / almost 8k miles
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David Pfau@pfauMay 10
Generations are mostly a fake concept, except when a historic event like WWII actually creates a stark dividing line in lived experience based on age. COVID was one of those events, and yet we're not allowed to change where the line is because of some Salon thinkpiece in 2016.
coffee@eventualforeverMay 9
there’s a much harder and clearer difference between older zoomers and younger zoomers than there is between younger zoomers and all of gen alpha
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How’s the Pope got nearly 18m followers. He’s not even that funny
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CJ
@UnderSneegeMay 10
Replying to @DavidPGCSE @hepimp
You've got the wrong Ian Watkins mate It's that what's made me smile You've just called the bloke from Steps a twisted paedophile
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We used to be a country
Classic Ads
@ClassicAdvertzMar 22
🚨Banned - Pot Noodle “The Slag Of All Snacks” 2002
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@vanillaopinionsFeb 14
i feel bad for people who think their policy priorities are popular. i know if we implemented everything i wanted my party would lose massively in the next election
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DSG Ryan@Ryy4n2Jan 21
I love you
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Am I the only one who thinks @Joey7Barton has a face like a slapped arse. #faceonlyamothercouldlove
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Got to give it to Cherie, she gives some terrific BJ's.
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Ben Guerin
@bjhguerinJan 8
Pubs in England & Wales are facing a massive hike in business rates in April 🍻 💸 📈 75%+ of venues are looking at increases in their rateable value, some by 500%+ the government's signalled a potential u-turn... but nothing's confirmed yet. so i built ismypubfucked.com with official VOA data for 43,000 pubs, which looks at just how fucked they each are find your local. see what they're up against. buy a pint.
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Ben Harris
@btharris93Jan 1
Since 2014, I have been keeping a daily count of my sneezes. I initially only planned to do it for one year just out of curiosity but then I wanted to see how that year would stack up to future years. Anyway, I'm still doing it, so here's 2025's sneeze data:
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Fuck me!!! Tony Blair's resigned!!!
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I like how whenever an European govt collapses I get to read gorilion xeets from not-very-politically-engaged Americans who have never heard of parliaments thinking it means a literal state collapse.
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