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mistakes were made

Philadelphia, PA
Joined December 2022
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Replying to @SEPTA_SOCIAL
@SEPTA_SOCIAL 5 bus just blew past the stop at 3rd and Race, was standing on the side of the road and waved at them and they didn’t even slow down. Next one isn’t for 30 minutes. Maybe remind your drivers they’re supposed to pick up passengers
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Seriously just messed up my whole schedule for the rest of the afternoon, septa has me spending my whole paycheck on uber rides these days. Why did they think I was standing on side of the road, to play it tbr grimy snow?
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if you'd like to see a wide re-release of Hundreds of Beavers in theaters this year, one night only, on thousands of screens — retweet this. we've got some doubters.
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I’m in such a foul mood due to everything and have had a real hair trigger with unfollowing, muting, blocking, talking shit, arguing etc… feel a little bad like I’m Flanders in that episode where he goes nuts but I gotta vent 🤷‍♂️
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NOW: Per pool, 2 ambulances and several vans that appeared full of @SecretService have left Mar-a-Lago in the last few minutes.
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Should Alex O. Diaz be fired out of a canon
71%Yes
29%Definitely
17 votes • Final results
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Shaq: say goodbye to huge wireless bills with T-Mobile’s $45 monthly plan Casey Anthony: and with T-Mobile’s best-in-class 5G coverage, you’ll stay connected wherever you go Shaq: that’s right, Casey Anthony
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Brat summer is over it's Derek Bailey autumn
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Been going on for like 20 years, too
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Sometimes this is all dudes say to each other
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You don’t think…🤔🧐
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They need to make a movie theatre where u can lay down in a bed hot dog style like this to watch the movie
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We’ve updated the app to make the icon even more stupid looking, and ugly
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STOP POSTING PICTURES OF THAT GINGER COUNTRY SINGER JESUS CHRIST WHO GIVES A SHIT ABOUT SOME WHINY RACIST LOSER
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So sick of seeing his disgusting pink face on my timeline
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I have a suspicion that the SEPTA customer service account muted me because I rant at them too much lol
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Sorry guys sometimes I just gotta vent
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The refitted Enterprise from the TOS movies is the 1701-A you absolute moron, you buffoon
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