Ape.

Plumber: What you do for work mate? Me: I design and code websites and apps. Plumber: Oh computers and that? Me: Yeah mate.

We just used to be called Web Designers, son. All you needed was a text editor and a cracked copy of Photoshop.

12 years I've been learning to be the best designer I can be. Now according to Medium: "Everyone's a Designer". I give in.

Sun is out. What a lovely day. Happy Friday.

Imagine if football supporters gathered outside Parliament every Saturday instead.

They don't want you down the pub discussing politics. They want you discussing whether the red team will beat the blue team.

Uncharted 4 is the best movie I've ever played.

Home alone. Beef jerky, whiskey and Uncharted 4 night.

Got to wear suit for a wedding this w/e. Putting off the humiliation of trying it on. Heating up a pie instead.

Software trials should be based on actual hours of usage. Rather than a day/week countdown whilst you're busy not using it.

I feel like I should invite Clark from InVision to my wedding.

27 sleeps until No Man's Sky. youtube.com/watch?v=h-kifCYT…

Couple more chocolates and I’ll finally be able to tuck my tits into my socks.