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rigatoni, heavy marinara retweeted
This still deadass one of my favorite skits on the planet
Peter Parkers coworkers when he first started submitting photos at the Daily Bugle 📷
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rigatoni, heavy marinara retweeted
Elon thanks you for your $500,000 unsecured perpetual loan. Retard-maxxxing areas.
Vais-je la recevoir avant de mourir? 🤷🏼‍♂️ Au pire, je l’inscrirai dans mon testament.
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rigatoni, heavy marinara retweeted
Tesla fans make the average 12-yo look smart
Could this be the future of parking? 🚗✨
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i’m sorry … it was “a risk” for him to SLEEP, but let’s put him on a football field?! MALPRACTICE.
#Eagles QB Jalen Hurts, who is out for the season after several blood clots were revealed in his lungs, has been undergoing tests for days. Before the London game, Hurts was in the hospital until 4 am and did not sleep because sleep was a risk. He played without having slept.
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rigatoni, heavy marinara retweeted
Best shit I’ve seen all week.
This guys always spot on.. he doesn’t give a damn what anyone thinks and just lets it rip.. love it…
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rigatoni, heavy marinara retweeted
I can't sign the nda man My niggas gotta know
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rigatoni, heavy marinara retweeted
this 2006 ass racism
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why do white ppl get angry when racists are portrayed as bad
Black Horror is nothing more than revenge porn against Whites
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rigatoni, heavy marinara retweeted
Because of fucking course they did.
🚨 Pennsylvania House passes bill requiring panic buttons for hotel staff working alone. 94 Republicans voted no.
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rigatoni, heavy marinara retweeted
New Democrat ad just dropped:
Trump: If Democrats win, “You’re going to be thrown into a system where everyone gets healthcare.”
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rigatoni, heavy marinara retweeted
Conservatives on a Wednesday in 2021
Conservatives don’t protest. We have jobs.
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It's called the 2nd amendment liberal
🇺🇸The religion of peace. Do I have your attention yet.🇺🇸
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rigatoni, heavy marinara retweeted
He says the name just fine when he’s begging the Qataris for a personal jet or the Saudis for funding for his son-in-law’s private equity firm. Wonder what’s changed?
Trump on El-Sayed: "His name is actually Abduladadalalalala. It's Adulbabababababa Mohammed Al-Sayed. So his middle name is Mohammed. So I was right. He's a jihadist."
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rigatoni, heavy marinara retweeted
The wedding industry is a scam man 😭
So a woman booked a full-face makeup appointment for $200 and went to her wedding. Now the makeup artist is upset because she normally charges brides $800 for the SAME makeup. Since when do we get mad because somebody didn’t pay a wedding markup? The makeup didn’t take any longer just because she was a bride! 😂
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Because he paid $70,000 to preorder the 2020 roadster in 2017 on the day it was announced It's now 2026
Can someone please explain to me why this guy (a tech YouTuber) hates Tesla (the company with some of the most advanced technology in the world)?
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He was lying flat on his back in the road with both hands in the air, shouting that he was a therapist and the man beside him was autistic and holding a toy truck. A policeman shot Charles Kinsey anyway. Kinsey asked him why. The officer said: "I don't know." North Miami, Florida, 18 July 2016. Kinsey, 47, was a behavioural therapist. One of his patients, Arnaldo Rios Soto, a 26-year-old autistic man, had wandered out of a group home and was sitting in the middle of the road playing with a silver toy truck. Someone called 911 and reported a man with a gun threatening to kill himself. Kinsey did everything. He lay down in the road on his back. He put both hands straight up in the air where they could be seen. He shouted his identification, his job, his patient's condition, and that the object was a toy. It is on video. A SWAT officer fired three rounds. One hit Kinsey in the leg. Then he was rolled over and handcuffed, bleeding in the road, and left there for a reported twenty minutes before an ambulance got to him. He asked the officer why he had shot him. He has testified that the answer was: *I don't know.* The officer, Jonathan Aledda, said he had been trying to protect Kinsey and believed Rios Soto was armed and a threat. He was charged — which is itself unusual — and tried twice. The first trial produced a conviction on one count of culpable negligence. A judge threw it out. A second jury acquitted him in 2019. Nobody has been held responsible. Kinsey survived and gave interviews, and the sentence he keeps returning to is the one everybody should take from this. He was unarmed, flat on his back, hands up, announcing himself, in daylight, on camera. He did everything right, and it did not matter. Every Black parent in America who has ever recited the rules to a teenager — hands visible, say sir, do not move, announce what you are doing — has had to reckon with Charles Kinsey, because he followed all of them, perfectly, out loud, and was shot anyway.
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rigatoni, heavy marinara retweeted
Challenge accepted
I challenge anyone to find a more retarded duo.
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rigatoni, heavy marinara retweeted
Courts are not above the will of the people.
Wow. Albanians just set fire to the Supreme Court after it allowed Jared Kushner to buy land in the country against the their will.
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rigatoni, heavy marinara retweeted
All these parody hoop accs run by white boys it shows during time like this
Wemby is defending this btw this is so sad
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