Let's be honest, I only became a Christian so when the Lord returns I wouldn't have to pay taxes anymore
So, this is from your joke outage center right? Haha, ya got me @ConsumersEnergy good one. No what's the real timeline thx #icestorm #Michigan
You're next, old man.
#BalloonShotDown
And in a world where God considers your best work as filthy rags, yes you definitely deserve heaven more than the rest of us 🤣
Replying to @jonsteingard
ah yes, universalism, or as it's more classically known, "the view on which all the murderers and rapists just chill out in the afterlife"
I'm glad we are finally shooting down all these balloons.
They just think they are so great, floating around all smarmy with that look. It's ridiculous.
Predictions time: tomorrow what will be the #SuperBowlLVII half time show based conspiracy theory be?
With the #hegetsus campaign making is #SuperBowlLVII debut here's some background on the $1 billion dollar campaign to make Jesus relatable. Pt.1









