@______Bernardo

he/him 🇻🇪

 Brooklyn, NY
Joined August 2013
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I gotta be nicer to the tourists that walk slow a lot of them are prob running on 2 hours of sleep like I do on these trips omg
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Are things open on Play With My Pussy Day?
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i haven’t seen a iphone duo in public yet the payola didn’t work
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Not gagging at the iPhone duo.
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jake@huntichonOct 15
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jakeeee@huntychan23 Mar 2023
we dgaf now sing Since U Been Gone
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nate@p1xnatOct 13
That one swallow that confirms you’re gonna have flu the next day
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550am@josh550amOct 14
Every day feels like this like I have a child I really can’t do this
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Hibachi
💰LIL LOOT BANDZ💸
@_that1boyOct 13
What’s a messy bitch favorite food ?
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A stomach monitoring spirit is crazy
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purr@lprdprntedOct 13
when u high and replying to every tweet u encounter
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mia@httpsosweetOct 14
Every day is an I Love You day
Pop Base
@PopBaseOct 14
Today is National I Love You Day.
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The fact that we went from "Wikipedia is not a legitimate source of information" in school to "Just ask AI / ChatGPT to get it done" is actually really insulting to me frankly
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I remember when people first started posting screen recordings of people from tik tok live and someone was like “did she go live on candy crush?” dkfjdldLJDHDJD
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I’m too ethnic for this conversation because part of me gets a little offended when friends DON’T ask to stay with me
jude@judecomputerOct 13
shocked by the discourse about whether it’s rude to ask if you can stay at a friend’s apartment when you’re in their city. someone said “i have a tiny apartment and a stressful job so that wouldn’t work for me” okay then say that to your friend? it’s not rude of them to ask wtf
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Beacon’s closet always has tea omg
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he was riding that beat in the second one ns
sucka
@suckaworldOct 13
what was his issue 😭😭😭😭
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Brody@britmebabyOct 13
Just held the door for someone and he said “I’m not going in there the fuck”
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that rush of buying new clothes and then getting a bite to eat and a drink afterwards
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uhh@notyulieOct 12
how my coworkers see me
jayvn lenae.@blueisIandOct 12
HE WAS GETTING A GOOD ASS KIIIII
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