@__Matches

The Accidental Journalist.

 Honolulu, HI
Joined November 2011
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Ya Allah forgive us all our sins, protect us from committing again and take our souls when you’re most pleased with us. Ameen ya rab🙏🏾
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😂😂😂😂😂
Zayyad Audi, Mnafp
@zayyad_audi11h
Embarrassing!!
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secondary school team don send you packing😂😭
Møsan@MosanAbdullahi12h
Two 'strikers' on the pitch and not even one goalscorer
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samun wani abu make i use am hold body tomorrow
ELITE@_FreshAAOct 26
DEAR FG , KO A BIYA NI ALBASHI NA KO NA FARA ASHAR ZUWA GOBE DA RANA
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wtffff. there’s too much demand for usd in the market this monday morning.
Daily Naira Rates
@naira_dailyOct 26
🇺🇸 1 USD ⇛ ₦1,380 (+17.50) 🇬🇧 1 GBP ⇛ ₦1,841.96 (+19.34) 💶 1 EUR ⇛ ₦1,546.5 (+20.02) 🇨🇦 1 CAD ⇛ ₦984.519 (+11.62) 🇺🇸 USD has gone up by +17.50 compared to yesterday. Mon 26 Oct, 2026 • 10:59 AM
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😂😂😂
.@Babaram23Oct 26
😂😂😂
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ko da kudi ko free omo ologooooo♾️😂
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lol
daisy.@__RabiyaAOct 26
Hon. Ahmed Satomi can do it.
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for spain abi na england?😂
TC@thomascrown002Oct 25
We came, we saw, and we conquered.. Hala Madrid
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Muyanja@leonekavumaOct 23
Ludo is a game of malice. If you play to win you're losing
Chante*@tumuphylOct 23
It's unbelievable how bad I am at Ludo.
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intentionally helping my neighbors to come up mid-table isn’t a bad idea yk😮‍💨
Zayyad Audi, Mnafp
@zayyad_audiOct 24
Replying to @__Matches
@__Matches how market 😂😂😂😂 JP Morgan my ass
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Pan@pangrey123Oct 24
payday used to feel like a celebration. now it's just me returning money to everyone who helped me survive the previous month
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@jackOct 23
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ka mutu kawai mu ci gumba wajen makokin ka😮‍💨
Gucho Choco Vichis@gucho_harunaOct 23
Who’s going to save me when I need saving?
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spaghetti >>>>
Ibrahim’
@Mr_Emmcap__Oct 22
Indomie >>>>> spaghetti
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we call it sound of honor over here.
ELITE@_FreshAAOct 23
AEDC meter beeps don turn lullaby for estates
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Z E R O@MubyMuhd__Oct 23
Oboy… packing and moving to another house is really stressful. I pity people that move from one rented house to another. Allah ya basu ikon mallakar permanent house.
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congratulations hon. warrido👏🏾
Aliyu ATK@AliyuKwarbaiOct 21
May the almighty make it easy for us. 2027! Nigeria Sai @Atiku Kaduna sai @IsaAshiruKudan
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-faraz@MECCAMPHETAMINEOct 21
A lot of Nigerian industries survive on mass laziness and general lack of information seeking. Visa’s Car purchases Flight bookings and many more cases
Parle@BolajiparleOct 21
My theory is that “visa agent” is a thing here cos we Nigerians are too lazy to research and the application ourselves. What do you mean 450k for Morocco E-visa, that thing takes about 10mins to complete and 24-48hours to get the visa.
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HalālPair
@halal_pairOct 20
When you don’t know how to handle a situation, have patience. When you feel like everything is falling apart, have patience and wait for Allah's miracle. ‌ ‌Because, Allah loves those who put their trust in Him. In Qur’an Allah says, “Indeed, the patient will be given their reward without account.” – [39:10]
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smh. looks like you want to k!ll cotonou @shujaa____ knowing clearly he doesn’t consume anything with sugar anymore.
ELITE@_FreshAAOct 19
me and cotonou i don pick my partner , hold your partner o
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