I’m the wrongest person you can ever meet if your intention is to deceive me with marriage. I’m not desperate, I’m not in a hurry, and I’m definitely not going to settle for less just because I want to get married.

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Eric · Nov 8, 2026 · 1:04 AM UTC

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Eric@Erick10036Nov 8

Send her money or leave her alone!

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P · Nov 7, 2026 · 5:24 PM UTC

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P@psevynnNov 7

Ready to delete everything and call it a year tbh

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Boipelo · Nov 8, 2026 · 5:31 PM UTC

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Boipelo@serapeboipeloNov 8

I wanna go on a date but y'all be tryna fck at the end.😭

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tia ★ · Nov 7, 2026 · 2:38 PM UTC

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tia ★@tiadeeznutsNov 7

undiagnosing myself #ImNormal

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Chime · Nov 8, 2026 · 7:10 PM UTC

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Chime

@Chime_FaveNov 8

This is where I draw the line Chop the job

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Hamza · Nov 7, 2026 · 7:40 AM UTC

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Hamza@ihxmzxNov 7

being in your 20s is crazy because you become a completely different person every year

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P · Nov 7, 2026 · 5:51 AM UTC

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P@psevynnNov 7

Unknow me

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kiki🌸 · Nov 8, 2026 · 5:00 AM UTC

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kiki🌸

@kikii055Nov 8

unfortunately my favorite coping mechanism is self isolation, so yeah i won’t bother you

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aakansha · Nov 7, 2026 · 7:49 AM UTC

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aakansha@garlicnaandoNov 7

if i'm eating a carrot don't talk to me i can't hear a fucking thing in here

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Adesuwa💞💋 · Nov 8, 2026 · 9:11 AM UTC

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Adesuwa💞💋

@faesuwaNov 8

I always say idk when I’m too lazy to talk😂😭😭

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Honey Plum · Nov 6, 2026 · 5:00 PM UTC

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Honey Plum

@HoneyplumeeeNov 6

all I do is twerk in my mirror & think about my next hairstyle

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your mom. · Nov 7, 2026 · 7:03 AM UTC

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your mom.@ummuani___Nov 7

Isimi lagos charges 4.5m for 3 bedroom per night that can take 6 people. I’ll legit spend 2 weeks in Thailand w that money everything inclusive and prolly stay in a cottage that’s finer than that. Lagos mahn!

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