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your mom.

@ummuani___

Production Manager @layiwasabi || Executive Assistant.

 Awakening🍃
Joined May 2019
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I don explain myself tire. Be like say alll of una dey craze sef atp. Taking my harmless tweet out of context. Fuck y’all.
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My mother has a huge problem with me working out. That woman wants me to put on weight and me I just wanna be slim af lmaooo
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Yeee they are tearing me up oo Whole time I’m not even homophobic😭😭
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Isimi lagos charges 4.5m for 3 bedroom per night that can take 6 people. I’ll legit spend 2 weeks in Thailand w that money everything inclusive and prolly stay in a cottage that’s finer than that. Lagos mahn!
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I be sayinggggg! Most of the amazing people in my life rn, I met them this year lmao The more you hold on to those bridges you should burn, the more you repel good people that will add value to your life but ok!
Kerri (@muyaaye_fr) profile pictureKerri@muyaaye_fr23h
Burn those bridges, you'll meet new people
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I’m now seeing what people are saying about too many gays in raves. No homo but omfg??
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@neverelentNov 6
There's nothing you can say to me that'll make me think I'm not who I think I am.
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The amount of hiss wey I don hiss today kmt
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BareMuse@_BareMuseNov 5
Image from BareMuse (@_BareMuse)
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I'm a woman of precision. Every one of my targets will be touched.
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Ami ✨ (@omnivert_Ami) profile picture
Ami ✨@omnivert_AmiNov 6
Hate depending on somebody to get me what I want. I like making impulsive purchases
Ara🤍 (@Araoluwanimi01) profile pictureAra🤍
@Araoluwanimi01Aug 17
What motivates you to make money??
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@aimieeee___Nov 6
Telling a deconstructed person that they'll find their way back to religion is like telling a free bird they'll find their way back to the cage.
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Is this supposed to be a lounge wear??
Moyo_O🫦🍒 (@yosore23) profile pictureMoyo_O🫦🍒
@yosore23Nov 6
What do y’all think about these Priscilla ojo’s new clothing collections??
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Image from Moyo_O🫦🍒 (@yosore23)
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God I just broke another braceket from my braces in just a week fgs🤦🏾‍♀️
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Eeei I think say na naira o😭
your mom. (@ummuani___) profile pictureyour mom.@ummuani___Nov 5
More like very dumb person. Gfb
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I don’t think people understand how cool Wizkid is, I love him as a person more than I love his songs
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-someone that doesn’t enjoy the art of cooking. The chopping, the washing, the grinding, the cutting, the aroma, the sizzling sound, the boiling sound, the beautiful sight when prepping!!! Ugh blissful! I loveeee cooking sm when I actually wanna cook.
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@sxdiqcarter_Nov 4
Cooking is the lowest rewarding , highest effort chore ever.
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Asinnnn I thought I was the only one. That boy and his wife has been growing on me
Amigo! (@paidAmigo) profile pictureAmigo!@paidAmigoNov 5
Replying to @DurkioWiz
This guy done dey mature ooh I swear.. Peller just dey impress me lately.
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More like very dumb person. Gfb
Sanika (@Sanika__27) profile pictureSanika
@Sanika__27Nov 4
Replying to @Sanika__27
1st Year Salary: 70,000 2nd Year Salary: 95,000 - Switched companies for a market correction. 3rd Year Salary: 120,000 - Leveraged a counter-offer to get a promotion. 4th Year Salary: 165,000 - Job-hopped to a well-funded competitor. 5th Year Salary: 240,000 - Moved into management / Lead role.
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@schiz04renicNov 4
they lied about aging because every year i get hotter, happier, and less willing to entertain bullshit
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