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Be quirky, be weird, be deep, be bookish, be whatever you are, but just make sure to be genuine and kind.
Today is Dewey Decimal System Day. You young kids have no idea what that is, but us older folks, we would Dewey decimal the fuck out of that system.
My friend’s father wrote this about her mom, Lou. He knew she was the one and he waited for her. They’ve been married for 54 years. Although I don't have 54 years ahead of me, I hope to experience love like Jim and Lou one day, regardless of how long I may have to wait.
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You know those mental patients you hear about that escape from the psych ward? I'm pretty sure some of them are my friends on social media.
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Not flirt or anything BUT I'd get outta bed and make you a grilled cheese at 2 AM if you wanted one
I can tell how much older I’m getting by the growing pile of forms the receptionist gives me before a doctor appointment.
I’ve been doing this wrong, I gotta get somebody on the pay roll to come over and put my shoes on for me the other 364.
