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The life and times of your average Estate Agent. Secretly revealing some of my own and others stupid, funny and exciting stories experienced in Estate Agency

South East, England
Joined February 2019
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i think i can say for a lot of us Europeans we grew up wanting that bc it’s what we saw on disney and nickelodeon and then we became adults and saw what america is ACTUALLY like and now i thank my life every day that i was born and live here and not in the US
Most people would live in America if they had the chance. And people who don’t live in America are jealous of Americans.
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Secret Estate Agent retweeted
Trump’s neck p*ssy is crazy tonight 🥴
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I’m sorry but all these joke candidates are deeply unfunny and make a mockery of our electoral system… but anyway enough about Rees Mogg, how did baked bean head man get on
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Secret Estate Agent retweeted
Get your Tory wipe out card ready
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The public: We don't trust estate agents. Also the public: When an estate agent tells us our home is worth a record price, we trust them completely. The majority of estate agents knowingly participate in overvaluing of property. Many of them do it reluctantly, but have little choice in the face of rampant, deliberate lying on valuation by the worst offenders. An important minority, around 15% or 3 out of 20 agents, will tell you the truth about your home. If you really need to sell, these are the bravest agents, being honest and trying to help you avoid being yet another statistic of a failed seller with an overpriced home. Leave no stone unturned in the hunt for the rare agent that will get your home sold in what is the most difficult market to sell in for 15 years. Please don't ignore this free impartial advice from someone who has worked with agents for 25 years. Your future is at stake. Choose your agent like your future depends on it, because it does.
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Secret Estate Agent retweeted
One thing is clear - the possibility that Angela Rayner avoided £1,500 in tax is an absolute outrage, whereas my wife definitely avoiding up to £20m tax is absolutely fine.
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Secret Estate Agent retweeted
Exc: The widow of a postmaster who took his own life hours after his post office was raided has been denied compensation. Jay Sivasubramaniam is the 5th known Horizon suicide. MPs say his story shows the Post Office's "total lack of compassion". 🧵👇 thetimes.co.uk/article/widow…
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Secret Estate Agent retweeted
This should be illegal.
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.@we_are_strike oh, dear...
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Decorating the house for Halloween.
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Oh dear - someone appears to be a bit upset with .@PurplebricksUK Or some might say that someone finally speaks for the masses...
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.@_SecretEA_ that's because they have no value. If an Agent cannot negotiate a decent fee for themselves, then what hope has the homeowner that they will be able to negotiate the best price for them. This must cost naive homeowners £billions every year.
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Secret Estate Agent retweeted
It's a £250,000 house lol
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Secret Estate Agent retweeted
I have a confession !   Last season @Heineken asked me and @jillscottjs8 to swap Twitter accounts as part of a social experiment to see if men and women are treated differently online . What happened was unfortunately predictable ! An important reminder that gender bias should have no place in our game . #fresherfootball #Ad
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Still makes me laugh
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“Never, ever in my lifetime have I seen what is patently a corrupt government like this one” @carolvorders has said. Full story 📰 tinyurl.com/yh8tjyvw
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Secret Estate Agent retweeted
The Final. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 One more push. Together. ❤️
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Secret Estate Agent retweeted
Looks like things got a bit out of hand
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Secret Estate Agent retweeted
One of the most upsetting things I’ve ever read. Those poor babies, those poor families. Unimaginable horror. Also thinking of those colleagues who spoke out and were ignored or, worse, chastised. Whistleblowing remains impossible in the NHS. Please god may lessons be learned.
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