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Detective Sergeant. I spend my time fucking around with drugs, alcohol, sex, and the games. It's a filthy job getting to the top, but somebody's got to do it

Edinburgh
Joined June 2014
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I just donated to Remembering Robin Williams: A Benefit For St Jude. Please donate to this amazing cause here: crowdrise.com/honorrobin/fun…
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For every person, there is a soulmate.
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// Yum.
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I'm a little teapot short and stout here is my handle here is my... hank
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Replying to @OTPBot
“@OTPBot: Your OTP in the morning after a night of drunken sex.” Aka Bruce and Brandon right now.
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Bruce Robertson retweeted
Jesus... Bruce is one lucky boy. His little friend may be a bit messed up in the head, but he's pretty easy on the eyes.
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partying with you friends like xitter.cf/theironmanguy/status/4…
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Replying to @_SameRulesApply
@_SameRulesApply Bruce, for the sake of your mental health, DO NOT GET THE FUCKING PIG. Duckie is cute though.
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youtu.be/LXRSslBi2CY Mister Erik? Is that you? What happened to you?
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*Picks up a book called 'How to Train your Squirrel' as some light reading before tonight*
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-your girlfriends, so if you're coming you best bring them too.
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Right, tonight's dinner is shepherds pie and rock cakes for afters. Anyone who wants some is welcome. If you're in my family I want to meet-
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// I am back. My account got suspended, so apologies if anyone tried to mention me in the last few hours or so.
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WHY IS THIS WORKING FOR EVERYONE OMG
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// Finally opened the account. Follow my Simon Newton account in here, @AnArtAuctioneer. #Trance
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Points to @_SameRulesApply 's bio.
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