Detective Sergeant. I spend my time fucking around with drugs, alcohol, sex, and the games. It's a filthy job getting to the top, but somebody's got to do it
Edinburgh
Joined June 2014
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Why is it always so fucking quiet here every time I show up? Are you fucking cocks scared o' Brucie or somethin'?
@Badass_Beeyotch "I guess it must be good genetics. Maybe my old man was useful for somethin' after all."
@Badass_Beeyotch Same to you, Leigh. An' ye should know better than to believe somethin' could take Bruce fucking Robertson out.
Fuck, that bastard is hot. Fucking bufty cunt that he is. I wonder how the scarf wearing fucker is anyway... Probably balls deep in some -
@fassavoyplease I have no idea what you're talking about. If Joe gets to dress as me, can't I just dress as myself?
@fassavoyplease what am I, a fucking hoor? You cannae pay me just to wear furry trousers and a scarf for the night.
What should I dress up as? Can't I just be me? I dinnae really give a fuck about Halloween. It's just an excuse for girls to wear nothing.