DC/VT. 2x Hoya. 2x Jeopardy! champ. Consultant and occasional writer; opinions all my own. Basketball, football, politics, beer, dumb jokes.

Washington, D.C.
Joined May 2012
I just invoked Jon Snow, Aragorn and Winston Churchill in a talk about beer in case you're wondering how I feel re: fall seasonals in August
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My most politically unpopular take is that we are nowhere near harsh enough on car crimes. Making income-scalable fines for speeding treats it like a low-stakes, broken-windows issue, rather than what it is: Reckless operation of a one-ton piece of metal that can take lives.
There's been a flurry of talk this month in the D.C. Council about whether parking and traffic fines should be reduced. But the reality is that making tickets cheaper for drivers will be costly for the city, and that could complicate any real action: washingtonsun.com/metro/dc-r…
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A plan to spruce up East Potomac while keeping it affordable had been in place for years; the contract was granted during Trump’s first term! He’s blown that up, and what he’s now doing is much more opaque. There’s no certainty that the end result will be affordable.
Imagine thinking that upgrading East Potomac, a course that is very much an average muni and nothing more, into a public potential major championship venue like Bethpage or Torrey - which both charge around $70 for local residents - is a bad thing.
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The hero we need
University of Alaska Fairbanks student Graham Granger was arrested after allegedly eating at least 57 AI generated images from a campus art exhibit. The exhibit featured 160 images by fine arts student Nick Dwyer, and Granger was charged with fifth degree criminal mischief. [H/T: relewans]
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Dak please stop hitting receivers in the hands bro
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The New York TImes: What’s one issue in politics that you’ve changed your mind about? Zohran Mamdani: The role of the private market in housing construction.
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Falcons by 60
Bijan Robinson has the aux in the locker room today and he’s blasting Dog Days Are Over by Florence + The Machine. #Falcons
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Q: How messy is a pear? Person who does not have a toddler: Not that bad. I'd maybe grab one paper towel so my hands don't get sticky, but it shouldn't made too much mess. Person with a toddler: *thousand-yard stare*
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DC Ethiopian restaurant Dukem is closing after nearly 30 years
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He got it from his mama. Bear 89, aka Backpack, is the 2026 Fat Bear Week champ. Turns out hefty runs in the family. His mom, Holly the Duchess of Density, won in 2019. She carried him on her back as a cub and helped him survive a serious leg injury. Now her little Backpack has a crown of his own. 👑
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This is baby Backpack, in case you needed another reason to root for the Lord of Lard, Earl of Girth and Commander in Beef. 👑
He got it from his mama. Bear 89, aka Backpack, is the 2026 Fat Bear Week champ. Turns out hefty runs in the family. His mom, Holly the Duchess of Density, won in 2019. She carried him on her back as a cub and helped him survive a serious leg injury. Now her little Backpack has a crown of his own. 👑
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Dak Prescott just punches the time card every Sunday at 3:00 PM, puts up 300 yards, then watches as his defense pulls out a loaded handgun and shoots him in the face.
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I thought this was America
Another round: Cowboys TE Jake Ferguson was fined $13,611 for what the NFL said was his “imitation of shotgunning a beer” Sunday vs. Washington that “constituted an offensive demonstration and could reasonably could be construed as being in poor taste.”
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OK that was not as bad as I thought it would be. Cleveland is bad but the rest vary from fine to quite good IMO
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OK, this one makes me nervous the polls are just completely broken.
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Patrick Curran retweeted
Hard to overstate how big a failure DOGE was. The government slashed its workforce without meaningfully shrinking the government’s overall footprint. So taxpayers got a less capable bureaucracy while spending billions paying people not to work. It was mostly performance art.
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Nearly every day toward the end of my tenure at The Washington Post, someone would complain to me about Jeff Bezos' changes. His decimation of the local news team. His abandonment of DC sports coverage. The shriveled Bezos opinion page, with the ideological diversity of a doorknob. Today, The Washington Sun launches. It has made enormous new investments: +110 newsroom staff; DC's legendary food columnist; truly the best DMV reporters; a beloved weather blog; a growing roster of columnists; tons of worldclass reporters across many national beats; and also me. The Washington Sun will not be perfect. We will write stories that you find annoying, dumb, or misinformed. I will make mistakes (& tell me if I do - [email protected]!). But at a time where investments in reporting are evaporating, I'm so excited The Sun is hiring real journalists doing real reporting. If you want to help, I would love if you signed up for our (free!) newsletters, which routinely get genuinely rave reviews: National coverage: washingtonsun.com/account/ne… Local coverage: washingtonsun.com/metro-news…
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58 degrees in March and 78 degrees in August call for the same outfit
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It’s official: MacArthur High School in Ward 3 is no more. It’s now John Thompson High School, after the famed Georgetown basketball coach and D.C. native. (And the mascot has similarly changed for the better: from the mammoth to the jaguar.)
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This is the ~perfect~ spot for a currywurst stand and a cozy biergarten. DC needs more Berlin-style urbanism.
Dupont Circle is getting an extension. The city is covering Connecticut Av where it goes under the circle to create space for a new urban park.
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The perfectly ripe summer tomato sandwich is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
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