The most intelligent man to ever grace this earth. My tweets are fact and exude pure intelligence.

Bazinga
Joined November 2020
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I can’t believe dogs can just take a shit in front of people that’s so embarrassing
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we’re just goombas living in a koopa’s world...
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I just ate an absurd amount of almonds. Feeling like a real man now, I’m about to grow another dick
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