The most intelligent man to ever grace this earth. My tweets are fact and exude pure intelligence.

Bazinga
Joined November 2020
its crazy how some people poop daily and still can’t get shit done
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the wisest men in the world's first words were "goo goo ga ga"
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Life hack: If you sleep inside a lucid dream, you get 2x the sleep! if i slept inside a lucid dream inside a lucid dream inside a lucid dream for 2 hours, i'd have slept a total of 8!!!!!
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bapflurry so good it makes my eyes blurry
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how come everyone wants a cup of joe? who is joe?
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penguins cant fly bc club penguin forgot to code it in
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i can no longer live without coffee.. i tried to go a full day today without coffee and i was dead by the first hour 🙃 halp
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if you have a fake penis, is that a phallacy?
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are you really playing sejuani if you’re not yelling HOG RIDAA everytime you Q?
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How come you can’t drink out a cup with Strawberries? Huge scam by Big Farma… smh
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I can’t believe dogs can just take a shit in front of people that’s so embarrassing
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what if the egg laid the chicken
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wait i alrdy made this tweet like 2 yrs ago
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PSA: for those who dont know what shoto means, shoto is the masculine term for shota #FGC #SFV #SSBU #KOFXV #TEKKEN7 #ProjectL #GGST #BBTAG #DNFDuel #ssbm
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the best thing about summer is being able to leave the shower naked without freezing to death
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ya think cerberus got three ding dangly dongs or just one massive schlong?
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I believe that all wigs are hats
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