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Joined September 2020
Imagine supporting Atletico Bilbao. No transfer rumours, just updates on the yearly birth rate in the region.
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Ryan Mason realising he won the Carabao Cup in his first game of management
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Cristian Romero airing Trump. Fair play. xitter.cf/SZYComps/status/207897…
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Yep. Go to any English ground. Whenever a defender heads a ball back to a goalkeeper, there’s a round of applause… A player tries a skill and it goes wrong, there’s a groan. People may look at that and think I’m overthinking it, but it tells a lot about the culture we’ve seen throughout this country. Safe, fear first rather than proactive and dream big. A great shame
Replying to @hbrooks_coach
In addition, we have to evolve culturally beyond this caveman-esque roars of approval for clattering tackles, or booming headers away. Top priority needs to on retaining the ball, and on-field problem solving.
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In a game, we’re only a draw would miraculously only fuck over the nation that is at war with the host nation. The referee plays two minutes extra into overtime so that the Austrians have a chance to equalize and once they do, the referee doesn’t even play a second over extra time absolutely unbelievable this is fucking rigged and it’s fucking bullshit. Fuck this stupid tournament. Fuck FIFA.
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This last 24 hours has just shown me that most Arsenal fans don’t understand rivalry When Spurs lost the CL final, the ACTUAL Arsenal fans bantered us, as they should That is what football is about 80% of them don’t get it and never will
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RT IF YOUR CLUB DO NOT SIT IN THE BOTTOM THREE
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Please, if anyone can help, I would like to organise a 24th-minute applause for our home game against Everton. My brother, Benjamin, took his own life on the 28th of April 2026. We didn't know he was suffering. He died aged 24, a lifelong, devoted Spurs fan. #COYS ...
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Last season's champions ✨ #UELfinal
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If Arsenal beat West Ham on Sunday, it would then mean Leeds mathematically can’t be relegated going into Mondays game… This means they’ll have nothing to play for meanwhile we at home will. This could actually happen Omds🤣🤣
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Went to go get some chicken earlier and this guy was casually playing FM in the shop🤣🤣🤣 He knows ball, wonder what his save was.
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FOR THE FIRST TIME IN FORTY YEARS. IRAQ HAVE QUALIFIED FOR THE WORLD CUP. WE HAVE BECOME THE LAST NATION TO DO SO. WE HAVE DONE IT WITH THE MOST GAMES IN THE QUALIFIERS, BEING TWENTY-BLOODY-ONE OF THEM. BUT WE MADE IT. TODAY IS THE DAY. FULL TIME SCORE: 🇮🇶 2-1 🇧🇴
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Omds we might have to murder Bernat Leno if we go down
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We sly choose Wilson Odobert over the best player itw
Barcelona attacker Raphinha is among those who interest #Tottenham ahead of the next transfer window. [@pokeefe1] 🥇
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Barcelona attacker Raphinha is among those who interest #Tottenham ahead of the next transfer window. [@pokeefe1] 🥇
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Conte bro😭😭😭🥀
People at Leeds suspected Raphinha might not be keen on joining #thfc because he feared Conte would use him in the RWB role. Tottenham made a player-plus-cash offer but Leeds had no interest in that player. [@PhilHay_] 🥇
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What has genuinely happened to us man💔
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It is with immense sadness that we announce the passing of our legendary former striker, Martin Chivers. We extend our deepest sympathies to Martin’s family, friends and former team-mates at this incredibly sad time. Our players will wear black armbands during this evening’s fixture against AFC Bournemouth. Rest in peace, Martin. One of the all-time greats 🤍
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Gave us the greatest night in the clubs recent history, and for that, is forever etched into #Tottenham’s history books. Thank you for everything, Brennan 🤍
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