35 || #SAFC | NF1 | Spouts crap at times |Used to be fat - now not as much

Sunderland, England
Joined April 2020
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20th in Premier League 1st Europa League Very very Sunderland 😎
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The Laughing Cow says its mascot stopped laughing because people are taking everyday disagreements too seriously This is the first time the mascot has stopped laughing in over 100 years
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You haven’t lived until you try to update iOS in a TSA line.
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We’re on the piss we’re gonna sack Regis I love you @SebC__ just the way you are
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Turns out when opened, the iPhone Duo tips over on MagSafe stands 😅
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ChIcKeN sAnDwIcH?
Everyone is posting their favorite South Park clips so here’s one of mine.
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Troy Baker claims he Has Never Played a Villain
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Screwfix is a fucking joke yeno, just been sent there for a long weight been fucking sat here for ages, joke.
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This one always fries me
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To everyone who stayed in our corner: Fight Night is coming back. 🥊♥️ #FightNight
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Two american trump supporting tourists call into an English cafe .......... Yes, this is how we see you now
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"We're the party of alarm clock Britain", says Robert Jenrick to a rally being held at 2pm on a Tuesday.
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Guys, try not to mess with Argon 4 😭
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People forget ultron saw 2girls1cup and immediately wanted to end humanity. I don’t blame him.
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FLASHBACK: Ten years ago tonight, Hillary Clinton said that Donald Trump would operate as a puppet of Vladimir Putin. Hillary was right about everything.
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Demo version of “Some Might Say” in 1994, sung by Noel Gallagher, slower and with a different bridge
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I will genuinely never forgive them for that PC Principal tease AUGH
cant stop quoting this since i watched the new episode 💀💀
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we are officially weeks away from the sun setting at 4:30 pm. please begin mentally preparing to eat your dinner in the pitch black.
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My second MW4 campaign playthrough had a different ending
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