35 || #SAFC | NF1 | Spouts crap at times |Used to be fat - now not as much

Sunderland, England
Joined April 2020
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20th in Premier League 1st Europa League Very very Sunderland 😎
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Our quickest goal in our European football history 😀 Right?
Get the fuck in!!!
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Get the fuck in!!!
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Haway the lads #safc
RLB’s Sunderland in Poznań! 👊🇵🇱 #UEL
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The Laughing Cow says its mascot stopped laughing because people are taking everyday disagreements too seriously This is the first time the mascot has stopped laughing in over 100 years
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Turns out that playoff final defeat wasn't the worst thing Jack Ross has done......
Turning Point UK CEO Jack Ross is fucked. He's on camera acting as a middleman, connecting people who want to pay someone to kill another person.
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You haven’t lived until you try to update iOS in a TSA line.
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We’re on the piss we’re gonna sack Regis I love you @SebC__ just the way you are
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Turns out when opened, the iPhone Duo tips over on MagSafe stands 😅
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ChIcKeN sAnDwIcH?
Everyone is posting their favorite South Park clips so here’s one of mine.
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Troy Baker claims he Has Never Played a Villain
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Screwfix is a fucking joke yeno, just been sent there for a long weight been fucking sat here for ages, joke.
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This one always fries me
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To everyone who stayed in our corner: Fight Night is coming back. 🥊♥️ #FightNight
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Two american trump supporting tourists call into an English cafe .......... Yes, this is how we see you now
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"We're the party of alarm clock Britain", says Robert Jenrick to a rally being held at 2pm on a Tuesday.
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Guys, try not to mess with Argon 4 😭
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People forget ultron saw 2girls1cup and immediately wanted to end humanity. I don’t blame him.
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Replying to @oasisekk
8 including the new 1 I mean happy birthday
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