Hal Jordan

All we need is a Justice League movie.

Oh, great, a psychotic alternate version of @Ferris_Air.

Why does Twitter think I need to follow @Marvel? That's just not right.

Hey Kilowog, you wanna not sneeze all over me?

Thank God for @JohnStewartGL . He saved my ass out there last night.

Indirectly is still technical, but don't tell Kyle that.

Twitter didn't show me tweets from @GardnerGuy . Mustn't have been that important. Not surprised.

Which reminds me that I have to see @Ferris_Air while I'm around.

Even if my fan mail sucks the big one.

Copy of Arkham City? What copy of Arkham City? I don't have a copy of Arkham City.

@Guardian_Bat You don't get Bale or Batcakes or whatever the hell Hostess gave you shoved into your face, do you?

@Guardian_Bat It's hard not to when I get Glo Balls and Reynolds thrust into my face every time I come back to Earth.

@Guardian_Bat Just because I'm the face entertainment media chose to represent the Green Lanterns doesn't mean I'm conceited. I didn't ask.

@Guardian_Bat Neither do I!

All I get is Reynolds this, Reynolds that, Glo Balls suck, you suck...Oh, and DC, don't think I didn't see what you did to me!

Why don't I have fans like @Smallvilles_Own ? They send him nice letters, cards, pictures, and food!

That last letter appears to have been for @JohnStewartGL .

"Dear Green Lantern, You rule! You should punch Hal Jordan in the face. Everybody would love you more for it. ~John from MD "

Something tells me that the last two letters are going to set the scene for what the rest of these letters look like. One more for now.