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Hal Jordan (Parody)

@DrunkHalJordan

POP LOCK AND DROP IT BITCH. I MAKE SHIT OUTTA GREEN. DON'T TALK BACK. PARODY ACCOUNT. NO AFFILIATION WITH DC.

 UP SHIT CREEK.
Joined February 2012
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PISS DAMN SHIT FUCK. I DROPPED MY DAMN PHONE. DON'T TEXT AND FLY ACROSS SPACE MOTHERFUCKERS. #drunkhal #greenlantern
HEY SINESTRO I'M COMIN OVER TOMORROW. NO REALLY. I LEFT MY STASH IN YOUR KITCHEN. I'M NOT TELLIN YOU WHERE. YOU'LL SMOKE MY SHIT YOU DICK.
#ThinnestSportsBooks WHAT A GAY ASS TT. MAYBE IF A CONDOM WERE CALLED "SPORTS BOOKS". FUCK THIS SHIT. I'M OUT. #drunkhal #greenlantern
#VoicesILove SINESTRO HAS A SEXY ASS VOICE IRL. #greenlantern #drunkhal
I MAKE SHIT OUTTA GREEN. #superpowers #greenlantern #drunkhal
"IN CASE YOU HAVEN'T GOTTEN THE BULLETIN, THE FAIR SEX BELONGS IN THE KITCHEN." MY FINEST MOMENT. #drunkhal #greenlantern
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#AFanIsSomeoneWho Won't let you get up shit creek without a paddle ...OOPS...I can make a paddle BITCHES. #powerringshit
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