@_HCross
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Joined April 2011
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Chris@flatus74Aug 14
The alert made me drop the cigarette I was enjoying on this parched moorland
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Ed@eddo75Aug 1
Mad that one of Iraola’s first jobs was to take Phil Thompson to the vets to stop him scratching
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Me in my late 70s, getting ready to perform Fight For This Love in my care home’s talent show.
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Freiburg manager with a proper “Fathers Day” jumper off the kids that you have to wear
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My mate sent me a picture of the Ibrox trouble yesterday but he didn’t tell me he took it off his TV and I thought Rangers had installed a chandelier in the away end
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Guest: Vic, you’re not going to hijack your son’s first dance at his wedding are you? Victoria Beckham:
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Looks like the camera man has snuck up behind him while he’s taking a piss.
Sunderland AFC
@SunderlandAFCJan 16
Our latest addition 🔢🇨🇮
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Black Friday explained….
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I'm deceased. 💀 Idc who you are. This is funny.
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When did Salt n Shake crisps change the salt sachet colour from dark blue to white? Just had a full pack thinking they must be already salted now, only to find a WHITE sachet with my last few crisps. #Raging #Bosh #Crisps #SachetColourChangeAnger
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Florian Wirtz, Liverpool FC's new number 7, originally hand-painted in this iconic Kenny Dalglish pose and now reproduced as miniature fine-art prints which double up as fridge magnets :) iconart.net
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Remember when someone put a hedgehog having a shite on here and it looked like Rod Stewart smoking a cigar.
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Ffs 🤣🤣🤣
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Shagger
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Roses are red, Cadbury’s flake,
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Just found this random Pokémon card with other stuff I bought off eBay - if it’s any use to anyone feel free to use it
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A woman in France was scammed out of €830,000 after believing she was in a relationship with Brad Pitt. These are the photos she received, allegedly from Brad Pitt, that convinced her.
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Just seen Jools piano then on Hogmanay made by Yamaha - how mad they make cars, bikes and…… pianos???
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Tony@T_Caveney5 Dec 2024
Cressington Garage hang your head in shame! My mate just binned the lot of them & the girl behind the counter had no clue what he was on about when asked why they sell it This is why we always need to educate about this bog roll sold in our city @spiritofshankly #DontBuyTheSun
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