https://xitter.cf/t.co/Ad1jzN5Roh ‘How many dates does it take to find ‘the one’? Danny thinks it’s 26. And it just so happens there are 26 letters in the alphabet

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Danny’s not really an Alpha Male. But he does have an idea. How many dates would it take to find ‘The One’? Danny thinks it’s 26 And it just so happens there are 26 letters in the alphabet. ‘Alpha Male’ - link below 🦋 ebay.us/m/q75UTX goodreads.com/book/show/2415…
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Could have been awkward…
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Looking forward to watching Steve McManaman in the new series of Peaky Blinders
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Botman. What the fuck was that?!
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That serious, solemn and somber tone of voice Micah Richards uses when he reflects on something serious, solemn or sombre is going to be even more serious, solemn and sombre when he talks about these 115 charges
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And people said he was just a big number 9 xitter.cf/bittertwats/status/210…
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Top 3 Fruit Pop stars Jason Orange Fiona Apple Melon Kim
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The WWF changies when the Giant takes his leotard off
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