@_GlassMachine_

A humble man just trying to survive

 In My Own Personal Hell
Joined September 2022
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90% of this guy's X presence is bitching about America. Please piss off back to your gay little island.
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@AkkadSecretary1h
The American responses to this tweet are a pretty amazing case of when you go to a country and ask why they do this silly thing instead of the simple soltion you have back home? And the locals get angry with you for suggesting there are other ways of doing things then theirs. In fact it's so silly I have made a Google maps solution map taken from the rough area where this happened. Scenario 1: Dropped off at red, lives at blue, no need to stop 5 lanes of traffic. Scenario 2: Lives at green, at which case Bus can do this magic thing called turning around and dropping boy at green which keeps him safe without ruining traffic (you are paying the guy) Scenario 3: drop off at red but multiple kids living at blue and green, you paint the road with mysterious markings know as crosswalk with a button that stops traffic, but what if you can't trust THEM to not run red lights? (why are you letting such people drive) Scenario 4: Purple solution, stairs, you just build some stairs that walk over the road, it also means no traffic is stopped for cross walkers. If non of these do it for you maybe you should just pick your kids up from school? You have a car orientated society might as well use it at this point?? Regardless, the current solution is silly, so silly a few states have had to relax the law given how silly the US solution is.
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No she fucking did not
cow
@cowincrisisOct 18
cow saw you trying your best today
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Trump needs to launch a Maduro-style raid into Paris to extract the historical artifacts that deserve to be preserved. Then let the nation of France eat itself.
Nightmare Wotan@NightmareWotanOct 18
They’re going to burn down the Louvre
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Current estimates put the number of deer hunters in the US at 11 million. That's 11 million people who have the skill and equipment to take you out at 100 yards minimum. You're not getting to the door.
dr. eddie@MIKEPEND3RSOct 15
Replying to @RedWhitetnTrue
If I do end up coming to your door with my crew and you don’t hand over your weapons peacefully, it will not end well for you. I can promise you that much brother.
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If anyone cares this game is free on Amazon Luna right now.
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@jtimsuggsOct 17
The multiplayer for Galactic Racer is literally insane because why is everyone racing purely with the intent to constantly wreck every player in the game 💀
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Nancy Mace is finally admitting that she's a radical feminist.
Nancy Mace
@NancyMaceOct 15
Going to say this a little louder for those in the back. Proud TERF right here, standing with other TERFs. Feels great not to be "underfoot."
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Can Europeans really not buy Ibuprofen or is that a joke?
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Bagginzes
@Bagginzes1Oct 12
Are we doing Columbus Day memes yet?
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Every man needs: A large caliber bolt-action rifle, a .22lr rifle, an AR-15, a full-length 12 gauge shotgun, a short-barrel 12 gauge shotgun, a full sized pistol, and a subcompact pistol
Pile of Secrets Arc
@UltraJohnusOct 10
Replying to @UltraJohnus
Don’t get me wrong, I believe in the Second Amendment but you don’t fucking need ten guns
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One of my favorite things about campaign season is walking around the neighborhood and looking at political signs. It's nice to know who I can and can't depend on if there's an apocalypse.
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Armed robbery, Theft greater than the amount of money the common man makes in 5 years; there's a whole lot of people who need it.
🇻🇦Bug Hall🌱@Bug_HallOct 10
Expand the death penalty to adulterers, pornographers, abortionists (including the mothers), and sodomites.
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Every single person who is against us publicly executing a terrorist is an anti-American faggot
Nikki Haley
@NikkiHaleyOct 9
Who still carries out public executions: The Iranian regime The North Korean regime The Taliban in Afghanistan
Al-Shabaab in Somalia That is not the company we want to keep or the country we want to be.
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A whole bunch of women and men who act like women are super pissed that we're going to execute a terrorist.
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Tucci is a champion. I love these updates. Creators that keep their backers updated are the heart and soul of indie comics. If you're a creator with an open project and you haven't updated your backers lately you're trash. Do better.
THE Billy Tucci (aka Teen Sensation)!
@billy_tucciOct 6
Dear Backer, A quick update but first,THANK YOU to all who pledged for the Ran: Revenge of the Warrior #1/Mortuary Michelle: Spectral Awakening #0 campaigns. As of today, we've shipped out over 1,000 rewards to our combined #NoFanLeftBehind backers and are thrilled for our next chapter of fulfillment as the Ran Challenge Coins have arrived with T-Shirts and Newsprint Editions production begun with the first batches coming in this week. After a lot of tweaking, your Ran all-over T-shirts are also being produced and shipped to us. DID YOU MISS THE RAN KICKSTARTER? WANT TO ADD A NEW REWARD TO IT? WE'VE GOT YOU COVERED WITH THE RAN/MORTUARY MICHELLE BACK ME BRO EXCLUSIVE! While Deborah's busy fulfilling, we're also excited to announce that we've launched the a limited edition Exclusive Ran: Revenge of the Warrior #1/Mortuary Michelle: Spectral Awakening #0 Special Edition on the new crowdfunding platform BACK ME BRO! The campaign doesn't just include the exclusive edition but also several "second chance" rewards for missed edition of Ran and also of Shi: Gatecrasher and Shi: Senryaku! There's just nine days remaining for this campaign and once we have our numbers the book will immediately go to press and the missed perks that are already produced fulfilled lickety-splt! backmebro.com/project/crusad… Again, thank you all for your continued faith. I'm off to this week's NYCC for all four days (Deb will make an appearance but she's got your products to pack and ship) and I hope to see many of you this weekend in New York City. Domo Arigato, Billy Tucci
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Any creator that doesn't keep backers updated is lame, gay, and probably has herpes.
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It should be a crime for anyone, gay, straight, or whatever, to have sex with someone and not tell them they have an STD.
Peachy Keenan
@KeenanPeachyOct 2
California Democrats voted to make it okay to knowingly give someone HIV. Excuse me if I don't want to hear sexual morality lessons from you people
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Every single person who is against the death penalty is a child of Satan. Every single one of them.
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And not a single thing of value was accomplished. Good job Jim.
Rep. Jim Jordan
@Jim_JordanSep 28
We deposed 10 people from ActBlue. Lawyers. Fraud prevention team members. Board members. Every single one took the fifth.
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The pitbull discourse is interesting. Some say it's the dogs, some say it's the owners. I say the volcano is big enough for both groups.
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