@_FloridaMan

(RETIRED)

 Everywhere, FL
Joined January 2013
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Florida Man Steals $33,000 Worth of Rare Coins, Cashes Them in CoinStar Machine for $29.30 palmbeachpost.com/news/20190…
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Roses are red Valentine’s Day was swell
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@_FloridaMan15 Feb 2019
Security Camera Catches Florida Man Licking Doorbell kvoa.com/news/2019/02/14/flo…
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Rob@robrousseau13 Jan 2019
my shitty joke from 2013 just manifested itself into reality
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Florida Woman Chases Parents With 12” Knife Because They Wouldn’t Take Her to Outback Steakhouse foxnews.com/food-drink/woman…

Woman denied Outback Steakhouse attacks parents, threatens to ‘kill’ them

One Florida woman apparently really wanted a Bloomin’ Onion.

foxnews.com
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@_FloridaMan5 Jan 2019
Four days into 2019 and Florida is already doing the most. wthr.com/article/wild-monkey…
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@_FloridaMan3 Jan 2019
ELON MUSK: *shoots luxury car into space* FLORIDA:
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@_FloridaMan2 Jan 2019
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@_FloridaMan2 Jan 2019
Pure. Anarchy.
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Can’t believe this didn’t work.
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Florida Woman Holds Up Mail Truck With Toy Gun, Flees on Tricycle wthr.com/article/florida-wom…
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Florida Man Tried to Pay for McDonald’s With Weed facebook.com/PortStLuciePoli…
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@_FloridaMan9 Dec 2018
lmao
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@_FloridaMan1 Dec 2018
Florida Man Burst Through Wall With Pants Around His Ankles as He Attempts to Rob Hyundai Dealership bit.ly/2DSJKMV
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WISH-TV News
@WISHNews828 Nov 2018
A Florida woman was arrested and charged with aggravated assault without intent to kill after she reportedly "farted loudly" in a Dollar Store and then pulled a knife on a man who complained bit.ly/2RmJ8mK
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STORY: Police showed up to investigate someone breaking in and eating the food, but as they were reviewing the security footage they discover a DIFFERENT man doing this then getting on his bike and riding off pantless into the night. The whereabouts of his pants is still unknown.
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@_FloridaMan12 Nov 2018
Florida Man Breaks Into Restaurant, Strips Naked, Eats Noodles He Brought From Home and Plays Bongos tampabay.com/news/publicsafe…
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Dear America, 🌴🌴🌴 🌴 🌴🌴🌴 🌴 🌴🌴🌴 🌊🌊🌊 🌊 🌊 🌊 🌊 🌊 🌊 🌊🌊🌊 🐊🐊🐊 🐊 🐊 🐊🐊🐊 🐊🐊 🐊 🐊 🍺🍺🍺 🍺 🍺 🍺🍺🍺 🍺🍺 🍺 🍺 ☀️ ☀️ ☀️☀️ ☀️ ☀️ ☀️ …again. Love, Florida
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If you ever have to investigate something like this, just start in Florida and work your way out from there.
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@CNN25 Oct 2018
Investigators believe some of the packages that were sent out may have originated in Florida, according to one law enforcement official cnn.it/2ELW0Rv
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@_FloridaMan8 Sep 2017
Florida, I fucking love you. Stay safe out there, everyone. ❤️
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@_FloridaMan9 Oct 2018
This is MY son. He graduated #1 in boot camp. He was #1 in A school. He is a gentleman who respects women. He won't go on solo dates due to the current climate of false sexual accusations by radical feminists with an axe to grind. I VOTE. #HimToo
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