@_FloridaMan

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Joined January 2013
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I spoke to the @washingtonpost about how this account started and why I’m not doing it any more. washingtonpost.com/news/maga…

Is it okay to laugh at Florida Man?

He’s an American folk hero and one of the Internet’s most durable memes. But maybe laughing at Florida — and its outrageous headlines — is more complicated than we've thought.

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🚨 BREAKING: MUELLER NEWS 🚨 Only joking, but for real, the Florida Legislature is trying to disenfranchise voters with some bullshit shenanigans. Sign this petition to prove you’re cool and I’ll follow you out of solidarity. change.org/p/florida-legisla…

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Protect Amendment 4 in Florida

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@_FloridaMan23 Mar 2019
I’ve seen some truly insane things come out of Florida over the last few years, but I don’t think anything has shocked me more than what the state legislature is currently trying to do to the voting rights of ex-felons. slate.com/news-and-politics/…

Florida Republicans Are Sabotaging a Constitutional Amendment That Gave Felons the Right to Vote

On Tuesday, Florida Republicans advanced a bill that will strip hundreds of thousands of the franchise once again.

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I’ve seen some truly insane things come out of Florida over the last few years, but I don’t think anything has shocked me more than what the state legislature is currently trying to do to the voting rights of ex-felons. slate.com/news-and-politics/…

Florida Republicans Are Sabotaging a Constitutional Amendment That Gave Felons the Right to Vote

On Tuesday, Florida Republicans advanced a bill that will strip hundreds of thousands of the franchise once again.

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For real, I currently only follow Jimmy Buffett, but I'm willing to let that insanely funny bit die for this cause, because it clearly deserves more attention.
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Okay, earnest tweets over. I promise I'll tweet something funny again soon.
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he comin’
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Florida Man Fire Bombs Garage That Impounded His Car, Hits His Own Vehicle wftv.com/news/local/man-thro…
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(via @Kato305)
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Florida Man Accused of Masturbating in Front of Children Says He Was Just Adjusting His Hernia wric.com/news/national/flori…
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Florida Man Steals $33,000 Worth of Rare Coins, Cashes Them in CoinStar Machine for $29.30 palmbeachpost.com/news/20190…
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Hell yeah, now we’re talking.
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Florida Man Steals $33,000 Worth of Rare Coins, Cashes Them in CoinStar Machine for $29.30 palmbeachpost.com/news/20190…
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Uh-oh, I think I know where this is going. *clicks on article* Well that wasn’t what I was expecting. Touchè, Florida.
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