Berting on trains, Berting without beer, Berting with bands, Berting with bowls, Berting with Bettabuys. Go for it they said. So I went for it, but it had gone.

The Bert Cave
Joined April 2019
Absolutely love the lad 🏆🏆🏆🩵
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Outside the stadium, City will be broadcasting the coronation of a king covered in gold + jewels, while me and my mates will be 100m away collecting food for people who can't afford to feed their families in the 6th richest country in the world. Know where I would rather be.
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I’d just like to say, as I’ll be away performing this weekend that I FUCKING LOATHE THE ROYAL FAMILY AND ALL IT SYMBOLISES that feels better…
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Many MANY questions as to why foden was a target/trigger
george
@StokeyyG226 Apr 2023
What is Ben White doing???
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Pep remembering to have a go at Ederson in the middle of celebrating is so, so funny. He’s wired differently.
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Hi @IanWright0 how’s things? Just checking in... Hope you’re ok dad 😳💙
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Oliver aside, Arsenal have shown very little. City brilliant. If we score a third their heads will fall off. Sendings offs, the works.
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Jeez. At #PMQs the Prime Minister shamelessly gave us everything from 20,000 more police to his Government is supporting working people & reducing poverty! If like me you’ve had enough of this absolute boll**** RT these FACTS
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2020 - nurses clapped and hailed heroes by our Government. 2023 - taken to court and treated like criminals. The Government forget, we don't. Stand with your nurses 👊🏻💙 #RCN #Nurses #rcnstrike – at Wingerworth, England
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Evening All! #CarryOn
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Absolutely nothing on the @BBCNews website about the huge, non-disruptive @XRebellionUK protest in London this weekend. With a little civil disobedience you get bad headlines. Without any, you get no headlines at all. This isn't a suggestion by the way; merely an observation.
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Matchday competition Win a City passport cover RETWEET TO ENTER If City beat Bayern tonight and Erling scores we'll give away a passport cover of your choice to a follower who retweets Cmon City
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Our plans were to build a facility that would attract the best talent locally and from abroad. The established clubs laughed at our plans and repeated that we’d never be as big as the clubs with “history” They sat back, watched and sniggered whilst we set about our plan.
This article from Sept 2011 talked about how @ManCity made their plans to build an academy next to the Etihad stadium by visiting over 20 of the worlds best sporting facilities. manchestereveningnews.co.uk/…
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It’s all gone very quiet on the premier league charges that were unjustly thrown at City and here’s why. I’m hearing that 100+ charges have been condensed into 5 major charges and that 4 of the 5 charges have been dismissed and the 1 that City are still fighting over would eventually be thrown out. Looks like we were all right and that the premier league didn’t have a leg to stand on. – at Warrington, England
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🚨 NHS Workers Say NO statement following RCN ballot results
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Replying to @eric_ernie_col
@eric_ernie_col "Forfar 4th on 45, East Fife 5th on 44"
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Replying to @AdamRutherford
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I'm going to shock you here, but Cilla Black was a fucking awful singer wasn't she? Everyone else in this Bacharach thing is killing it and she's honked her way through two songs like a tone-deaf asthmatic goose with laryngitis
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