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Berting on trains, Berting without beer, Berting with bands, Berting with bowls, Berting with Bettabuys. Go for it they said. So I went for it, but it had gone.

 The Bert Cave
Joined April 2019
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"Thatcher was a grocer's daughter done good. This lot are the real deal and they want it ALL back." ..... – at Manchester, England
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After 10 weeks of #NHS care and getting #bedcleansed stand by every word of this tweet
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I'm selling 1 ticket to #Pulp #Scarborough on #Twickets (face value or less) twckts.com/bJcz Re-Tweets apprreciated.
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Just your usual Monday morning at #MRI .... NO BLANKETS.... That's fine though, because it's what they voted for. #ToryScum – at Manchester, England
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The weekend shift move in and the wards all go a little dark here at the #MRI. #Bradford's finest #SusanFassbender & #KayRussell #TwilightCafe youtu.be/HfGHOkPERsY
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Absolutely love the lad 🏆🏆🏆🩵
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What was the player's swear count on live post-match TV coverage of the #UCLfinal tonight ? Fukkin hilarious.
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#ManchesterCity #UCLfinal
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Clearly I'm reverse #berting here ... Or am I ! #Bradfords finest open.spotify.com/track/6b32d… – at Manchester, England

Twilight Café

Susan Fassbender, Kay Russell · Twilight Café (The Demo Collection 1981-1985) · Song · 2012

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Fuk em allllll !!!! – at Manchester, England
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Oi !!! @batm0nki ... You know .... The nephew who I'm on the verge of removing from my #WandT for NOT ONCE visiting his very poorly Unkle in #MRI, do I book us on one of these ? – at Manchester, England
Krankenhaus Festival - a magical micro-festival@Krankenhausfest29 May 2023
Info on all walks, L’al Ratty times & 50% discount code & other morning activities has been e-mailed to all festival ticket holders. Please check your e-mails! Whose on the Ratty?
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Over a fortnight under the care of some wonderful staff at #MRI. 2 tasks to complete today. 1.#shitthebed 👌..... 2.Batter RM ..... Come on #berts !!!!
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Yes !!!.... I'll take that – at Manchester, England
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niko 🇧🇼@nik0_mcr6 May 2023
Outside the stadium, City will be broadcasting the coronation of a king covered in gold + jewels, while me and my mates will be 100m away collecting food for people who can't afford to feed their families in the 6th richest country in the world. Know where I would rather be.
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Just remembered we gave Mitch short thrift on our return journey last week @SidneyDyson – at Manchester, England
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You back in the team today sunshine ? #MATCHDAY #MCILEE – at Manchester, England
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Martyn Ware 🦉@martynware4 May 2023
I’d just like to say, as I’ll be away performing this weekend that I FUCKING LOATHE THE ROYAL FAMILY AND ALL IT SYMBOLISES that feels better…
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Morning #Berts ! Come On Citeh !! #MCILEE All snided up and waiting – at Manchester, England
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Any #Berts considered the likelihood of @PhilFoden going on the smash the current club appearance record held by the legend that is #AlanOakes ?
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A little over 18 months old & my @SamsungUK #GalaxyZFoldIII5G is barely good for a days use without taking a charger out with me. Presumably this is the usual built in obsolescence. Very naughty, but rife. Are there any solutions ? – at Manchester, England
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Need to know more @Urban_Genie
soullessparty@soullessparty3 May 2023
I’m not a huge ‘Trekkie’ but I do love the original stuff. This brand new sequence is part of the ‘Roddenberry Archives’. What if I told you that they’re not using Deepfake, fancy editing or any other CGI on the person playing this character? 🖖 #StarTrek
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