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when u eating sum u really love and the realization that ur a lonely bum faggоt failure sets in
August retweeted
I wish I was a “become hyperproductive to distract yourself” person instead of a “lose all executive functioning because it hurts too much” person
August retweeted
15 000 armes à feu par habitants aux USA et ils arrivent à faire que ça, pendant qu'en France ça brûle partout, avec nos flics en terminator surarmés
August retweeted
New jersey drivers will genuinely frame trap you on the highway and you're expected to just know how to deal with it.
August retweeted
Me in 2032 using my neurolink to hack the Tesla roadster in front of me after he cut me off
August retweeted
being online is like
GLP 1 GLP 1 GLP 1 YOURE FAT
SPORTS BETTING
SITUATIONSHIP
SPORTS BETTING
GLP 1 YOURE FAAAAT
August retweeted
I know I’ll get flack for this but the dad bod fixation is the female equivalent of safe horny “goth mommy step on me” performative eroticism
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Top five cities to be in when it finally happens:
1. New York City
2. Los Angeles
3. Minneapolis
4. San Francisco
5. Chicago
August retweeted
Peter Thiel: I'm probably the Antichrist
Sam Altman: There's a jinn inside the computer
Iran (destroying data centers): Allah Is Greater In Might And More Severe In Punishment
August retweeted
Manhattan is giving me such an eye into how the core of the American machine and 21st century capital can aggregate all cultural signage and extract indefinite amounts of value from it but I’ve also lowkey been turning up for my bday so I have not been able to write abt it































