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I am the one who shits

I’m chopped and dumb and insecure and socially slow who want me.

That edible, if the label is to be believed, was 3000mg’s. I didn’t even read the label and just ate them because why would I, it can’t be that bad. That was the most high I’ve ever been, bar none.

“Hey guys we’ve suffered massive infrastructure damage and lost your money” Why is the admin claiming this is satire and not a terribly executed joke. Because clearly we all know what this is referring to guys like this is so satirical its satirizing as fuck.

I did the thing where you talk half a gummy and then ur like this ain’t shit then I took 1.5 more and fuckkkk

I think the best way to make money rn is to lock myself in my room and bug hunt until I get paid.

Tried going to the dispensary and they wouldn’t let me in bc my license is expired 🫩 (new one is coming in the mail)

Everyone listen to this shit right now.

How to get LSD from German labs that don’t ship to USA hmmmm. Also, fun fact they ban specific chemical strictures so every slight variation of LSD is technically a new drug with its own legal status, they’re just doing that every time they ban the last variant. lol

Bro is fighting a 30v1 in the comments, just accept the map is purposefully misleading.

Anhedonia is real oh my god I want to do shit so I don’t feel like a bum but its just not happening

Ok I promise I’ll post other stuff but like oh my god I love being a father.

Guy who gets the concept of unregulated capitalism leading to monopolies starts his critique with “I’m not a commie or anything”

Insomnia so bad I might get myself a cart to just knock myself out at will.

I am destined to move to a shitter studio in Brooklyn, I have already romanticized this heavily. If this wasn’t the case I would’ve blown my brains out already.

At that point they have to question the belief that “you can always tell” among other things.

I paid for a Shonen Jump membership to read Hell’s Paradise but it turns out I would still have to pay for a digital copy. You wonder why I pirate as much as possible.