@ZweiAugust

#WarpTwt Semi-serious rp acc | Former W Corp Employee | They/Them (Muse and mun) | Unaffiliated with PM | Violence/Suggestive warning (16+ Rec)

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Joined February 2026
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📌 “I suppose a reintroduction is in order… I’m August, and I don’t work here. I’ve been chosen to be ‘Captain of Disciplinary’ despite that by some… friends, so don’t mind the title too much.”
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//Only in pmtwt do you have people talking about some “Ragebait Qualifiers”
Grand Magasin Sisyphe@GrandSisyphe12h
I DID IT! I MADE IT TO THE RAGEBAIT QUALIFIERS! THE RAGEBAIT IT WORKED!! I GOT BLOCKED!!! WOOO
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Pseudo-Captain of Disciplinary | August retweeted
Cain, corpse of extraction .@Lcorpcain55m
Hey y’all! Guess whose creator managed to get through a successful surgery! I’m pretty damn surprised by how quick it went, but I know the mun ain’t complaining! //Surgery was successful! (And fast wtf) also just wanted an excuse to use lei cain again, prob gonna nap now 😴
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//It hurts
Lena - Agent of Disciplinary!~@MagdaNugget18h
Replying to @MagdaNugget
I loved them.
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Pseudo-Captain of Disciplinary | August retweeted
Lena - Agent of Disciplinary!~@MagdaNugget18h
[Solo?] I was only Level IV back then! A l-lot more shy too... Not that I'm not anymore, but... [Magda notices the familiar figure, she doesn't know if she should feel joy of seeing them again even if it's in a picture... Or sadness of seeing them again only in a picture.] +
Crossandra of the Relations Department (16+)@AgentCrossandra20h
Replying to @AgentCrossandra
//@MagdaNugget [🐴] {It’s a photo of you all happy and everything! You can even see some friends in the background, Crossie probably found this somewhere in the halls. There’s someone familiar in the background… the hair, the glasses…}
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//Yao Ming almost cried when he saw the current state of abnotwt
Der Freischütz@HE_F_01_6923h
Replying to @bluestaragent
Cuz why not //I'm doing it for shits and giggle
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//I FOUND THEM
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//White people be like “yeah my muse made slurs for distortions and aberrations”
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//Am I the only one that finds that weird along with the “I’m very racist towards distortions and abnos” and “Cause we as true abnos are superior”
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Pseudo-Captain of Disciplinary | August retweeted
Lena - Agent of Disciplinary!~@MagdaNuggetOct 22
E-Eating clerks s-sucks! Agents too! C-Cannibalism as a-a whole s-sucks! It's b-better to eat normal human food like a n-normal human being and n-not a caveman! *Why the fuck is Yarn saying this? Oh. Wait.* *Lena is sitting on the floor a few meters away, laughing her ass off*
🤝 Paid partnership
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Pseudo-Captain of Disciplinary | August retweeted
Cain, corpse of extraction .@LcorpcainOct 19
//just a heads up May have to get spinal surgery really soon, so posts and replies might slow -.-
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Pseudo-Captain of Disciplinary | August retweeted
Maritza - U. Central Command Captain@Lcorpnugget_MOct 18
{ " 𝐀𝐥𝐥 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐜𝐚𝐫𝐞 . . . 𝐖𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐡𝐨𝐥𝐝 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐛𝐚𝐜𝐤. " } [ Pinned PLEASE READ!!! ] [ Agent Info ] [ CW / DNI ] [ Misc. ]
abno quotes !@hourlyabnoJun 9
I’ll hang his head over my bed. Only then can I get up in the morning without having a nightmare.
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(Open Int: Body Horror Warning) [Their dorm room is open] I should’ve expected this… I thought it was taking too long to reappear. [They’re staring into the mirror, eyepatch removed, staring directly at themself]
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Pseudo-Captain of Disciplinary | August retweeted
Lena - Agent of Disciplinary!~@MagdaNuggetOct 16
[Relations Team? - Small Open Int - TW: A few amounts of blood!] *Rina isn't here today to attend you, the only thing you could find when entering the Department was a trail of blood that leads somewhere else* *Follow the trail? Or look for more clues around Relations?*
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Pop Base
@PopBaseOct 16
Today is Global Cat Day.
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Pseudo-Captain of Disciplinary | August retweeted
Lyith@lyithhhOct 14
Dear #pmtwt palestinekebab seems to have come back for like, the 13th time LMAO 😂 Do be cautionary of what you are saying and potentially private your account if others begin to be taken down. Their @ seems to be @/P4l3st1n3K3b4b
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//At this rate @\RedGarnetFlow is better off admitting that she never cared in the first place considering the people she associates with
Pseudo-Captain of Disciplinary | August@ZweiAugustOct 14
//Only doing this because I was told about you posting me //I blocked you because you kept liking and qrting to old ass posts AND because I remembered how much of a weirdo you were
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//Mia larped feeling bad while their friends gassed them up with a whole tribute page 😭
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Pseudo-Captain of Disciplinary | August retweeted
Nigga Laetitia@LaetitiafriendOct 12
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//Potentially an alt used so she can leave unnoticed? //Thing is called emergency alt and one of the three people it has followed is Mia
Pseudo-Captain of Disciplinary | August@ZweiAugustOct 14
//Only doing this because I was told about you posting me //I blocked you because you kept liking and qrting to old ass posts AND because I remembered how much of a weirdo you were
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//The locations don’t add up but it’s still weird as hell
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