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It's alright, Leek! You didn't upset me in any way! If anything, I should thank you! I've thought of better ideas!
Everything's good, alright? I'm not gonna punish you! You can rest assured...
E-Eating clerks s-sucks! Agents too!
C-Cannibalism as a-a whole s-sucks! It's b-better to eat normal human food like a n-normal human being and n-not a caveman!
*Why the fuck is Yarn saying this? Oh. Wait.*
*Lena is sitting on the floor a few meters away, laughing her ass off*
🤝 Paid partnership
Lena - Agent of Disciplinary!~ retweeted
//not sure if I did this one at some point or not, but why not
Can Leek stay out of trouble for just one second...? Jeez...
But of course we do! I have some at my office, please go get them!
If anyone asks tell them you've got my permission to enter my office to get some books! But DON'T touch anything else! Hahahahahaha!
// okay i got this
🐴Magda - I wouldn't have the heart to fight/hurt her
🦅Lena - I'm gone
🐆Yarn - I'm torn apart, eaten and gone
🦉Amelia - Killing me with words and a headshot
🐨Hana - It's wraps when she gets me in a ToD combo
😼 Rina - I think I got this, chainsaw
— DAILY #PARODYTWT / #PTWT && #MVRP QUESTIONS ! !
(Day 150) for MUNS
Would you win in a fight against your current muse?
A reminder that our Team is still hiring new Agents! But that's not what I'm here for!
I've heard from another Sephirah to do occasional check ups on my Agents, so... Agents of Relations! Please come forth!
If you're not from Relations, you can come here too, I won't bite!

ALT - Rina's hat is missing, maybe she gave it to someone else or simply left it at her office... - There's Blood on the floor once again, yet, she doesn't seem bothered by it. - Maybe you have already realized before, but the messages on the papers behind Rina change from time to time. - A few small stains of Orange can be found on the floor too, it seems The Dawn of Amber has been handled in here already.
// Checking my drafts to see if I have something cool there...
...Yup, never checking my drafts ever again😭
Thank you, Olly! I appreciate your words!
Say, we're right next to Disciplinary, why don't you visit us sometime? We have salty pretzels if you're up for one and a chat alongside it! Hahahahaha!
// I thought of the shoes brand at first anyways... No idea what that is, will see what that game is about soon #GCorpGiggles
Hmmm... Depends. Is your name Crossandra?
Awwww... It says Delilah here, I think you're gonna have to leave without a hug!
*She's clearly messing, she will give a hug if needed!*
Ah, sorry that's happening, Leek... I'll try to find the culprit as soon as possible!
Actually, can my Agents please find who's behind this? I don't want any corpses in my Department...
Saw a Clerk pass by, yes... But I'm still not sure what you do.
...
...Did an abnormality just send me a mail...? Since- Since when did we allow this?
H: No~ Not this time~
B: ...? Since when could you do that...??
H: Everything's easier if you just parry it away~
B: Whatever you say, Hana...
Are you the other Agent that said they saw someone transform into a Dinosaur and defeat Nothing There by themselves?
Because I'm sure that didn't happen...? Gosh, you need some help... And if it did happen call Disciplinary, Gebura! Why would I have to do anything with this...?
You get used to it, really. It's like driving a Manual Transmission car.
But if you're still having trouble with it, I wouldn't mind helping you get used to them.
Dis...Tort? No idea what you're t-talking about...
I'm guessing y-you're getting it wrong, it must be a Corrosion! I think...?
Weird, I don't know how p-people corrode so much with all the safety m-measures we have and t-take...
I-I'm not that spiky! S-Seriously, you can hug m-me just fine!
I just need y-you to get c-closer, p-please...? I swear it w-won't hurt...
H: Huh~ I wonder where it's raining~ Daaad~ I want to see the rain, rain!~
B: Not yet.
H: Whyyyy! You never let me do anything funsies wunsies~
B: Sorry.





















