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Z.O.R.A.D. ZOmbie Research And Defense http://t.co/stsH4zljL5

Joined July 2013
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Hey gang ... Still nothing to report, it's just me left in the bunker, everyone else went insane or killed themselves. No actual zombies and very little chance there ever will be actual zombies. - Ted
AMC finally got Schwimmer. ABOUT DAMN TIME!!!
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Trump elected GOP nominee for president. So far no one has claimed responsibility.
Grinder got cancelled. But what if it wasn't?
I immediately went looking on youtube for more - check out "How To Make It In USA" - 9 episodes of hilarity xitter.cf/AndyKindler/status/733…
Andy Kindler@AndyKindler19 May 2016
Check Out Joe Pera's Wonderfully Weird 'Late Night' Standup Set splitsider.com/2016/05/check…
David Lynch told me my blood type. I am not allowed to tell anybody else what it is. Not even doctors.
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Tragic to see grown-up Lisa Simpson lose all morals after brain injury. #TrumpfordWife @CalebHowe @cykelly1718
Job opening: Undead Activity Analyst, NE Region.
Now Gerold has killed himself. Turned 50 years old today and realized he was working in a stupid zombie apocalypse detection bunker.
Our benefactor is truly insane. Still believes in possible zombie outbreak. That's my update, sincerely, Ted.
No formal training but I can play the entire "Raw Power" piano track blindfolded.
What's the word I'm looking for? "Ungraspable"?
Bowie dying = like a zombie apocalypse - makes absolutely no logical sense + everyone in the bunker unconsciously thought it was impossible.
Dear CNN - STOP mentioning Kanye's (shudder) fucking name in the same sentence as "Bowie".
We had an electrician come in to update our panels. Turned out to be incompetent. Bosses are charging him with wire fraud.
Nothing better to do here in the bunker than watch TV. We noticed something about the At Midnight star map:
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There's a cure for the zombie virus, but the FDA requires 5 more years of testing to approve. That's a joke. There is no zombie virus.
Jim just found out Professor Blastoff has ended, and killed himself. Job Opening: Zombie Activity Analyst, South America.
public starts to forget about the Jurassic World disaster. So they open another park and dinosaurs get lose and kill people.
Everyone here in the zombie defense bunker went out to see Jurassic World. We have an idea for the next movie. A few years pass, and the ...
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