Tenacious giver-upper. @ZeroTenacity@mastodon.social

Vancouver, BC
Joined March 2013
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Fuck your Honda civic I've a horse outside
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ZᴇʀᴏTᴇɴᴀᴄɪᴛʏ retweeted
I apologize for nothing
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ZᴇʀᴏTᴇɴᴀᴄɪᴛʏ retweeted
The year is 2030 My alarm clock wakes me up. I hit snooze but sadly I haven’t subscribed to Alarm Premium so I have to listen to an ad for crypto before the alarm snoozes for 6 minutes.
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ZᴇʀᴏTᴇɴᴀᴄɪᴛʏ retweeted
the future is going to be very weird. but i would absolutely watch the wes anderson remake of the matrix
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ZᴇʀᴏTᴇɴᴀᴄɪᴛʏ retweeted
TLDR; Don’t hire United Van Lines Canada (@unitedcanada) to pack and move your stuff. Details: I paid almost $10K to have my house packed and moved across provinces by @unitedcanada.
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ZᴇʀᴏTᴇɴᴀᴄɪᴛʏ retweeted
years ago now we were at a bookshop quiz & got the question: what are the final lines of Little Women? and my partner genuinely and with certainty said "and it was then they realised they were no longer little girls; they were little women" which is the Simpsons pisstake version
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Heading into my third trimester as an Artist...😊 – at Los Angeles, CA
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Basic Apple Guy
@BasicAppleGuy19 Nov 2022
Lesser known Apple Watch Workouts: Hitting the Snooze Button ⏰
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Basic Apple Guy
@BasicAppleGuy12 Nov 2022
Lesser known Apple Watch Workouts: Unclogging the Toilet 🚽
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ZᴇʀᴏTᴇɴᴀᴄɪᴛʏ retweeted
my inner child says I should stay up all night and play god of war but my outer adult crust says I have to finish drawing my comic about cat detectives first >:(
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Basic Apple Guy
@BasicAppleGuy1 Nov 2022
Apple Dongle Bingo
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Basic Apple Guy
@BasicAppleGuy16 Oct 2022
Lesser known Apple Watch workouts: Grocery Shopping. 🛒
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ZᴇʀᴏTᴇɴᴀᴄɪᴛʏ retweeted
Someone sent me AI art of Salmon in the river but HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH 💀💀💀
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ZᴇʀᴏTᴇɴᴀᴄɪᴛʏ retweeted
Epic of Gilgamesh is 4,000 years old and dropped a new chapter before Winds of Winter how sad
A new chapter of the “Epic of Gilgamesh”is revealed when the fragment of TABLET V was finally recovered. It was written in Standard Babylonian and dates back to Neo-Babylonian period (626-538 BC), according to researchers. #archaeohistories
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Basic Apple Guy
@BasicAppleGuy8 Oct 2022
Lesser known Apple Watch Workouts: Doomscrolling
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ZᴇʀᴏTᴇɴᴀᴄɪᴛʏ retweeted
new little song: "The Re-Org Rag (I'm My Own VP)"
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ZᴇʀᴏTᴇɴᴀᴄɪᴛʏ retweeted
Who doesn’t vividly remember watching the end of fight club when they blow up the credit card companies and thinking “HEY!! What about those of us who pay our bills on time!!?”
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