Tenacious giver-upper. @ZeroTenacity@mastodon.social

Vancouver, BC
Joined March 2013
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Fuck your Honda civic I've a horse outside
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I apologize for nothing
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The year is 2030 My alarm clock wakes me up. I hit snooze but sadly I haven’t subscribed to Alarm Premium so I have to listen to an ad for crypto before the alarm snoozes for 6 minutes.
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ZᴇʀᴏTᴇɴᴀᴄɪᴛʏ retweeted
the future is going to be very weird. but i would absolutely watch the wes anderson remake of the matrix
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TLDR; Don’t hire United Van Lines Canada (@unitedcanada) to pack and move your stuff. Details: I paid almost $10K to have my house packed and moved across provinces by @unitedcanada.
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ZᴇʀᴏTᴇɴᴀᴄɪᴛʏ retweeted
years ago now we were at a bookshop quiz & got the question: what are the final lines of Little Women? and my partner genuinely and with certainty said "and it was then they realised they were no longer little girls; they were little women" which is the Simpsons pisstake version
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Heading into my third trimester as an Artist...😊 – at Los Angeles, CA
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ZᴇʀᴏTᴇɴᴀᴄɪᴛʏ retweeted
Lesser known Apple Watch Workouts: Hitting the Snooze Button ⏰
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Lesser known Apple Watch Workouts: Unclogging the Toilet 🚽
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ZᴇʀᴏTᴇɴᴀᴄɪᴛʏ retweeted
my inner child says I should stay up all night and play god of war but my outer adult crust says I have to finish drawing my comic about cat detectives first >:(
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Apple Dongle Bingo
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because it cost a lot of money and is difficult to watch.
Game of Thrones: A Song of Ice and Fire
You are given the Rings of Power budget and are allowed to adapt ANY book you want into a movie, miniseries, or tv series. It can be fiction or nonfiction. What book do you choose?
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ZᴇʀᴏTᴇɴᴀᴄɪᴛʏ retweeted
Lesser known Apple Watch workouts: Grocery Shopping. 🛒
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