
Tenacious giver-upper. @ZeroTenacity@mastodon.social
Vancouver, BC
Joined March 2013
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ZᴇʀᴏTᴇɴᴀᴄɪᴛʏ retweeted
The year is 2030
My alarm clock wakes me up. I hit snooze but sadly I haven’t subscribed to Alarm Premium so I have to listen to an ad for crypto before the alarm snoozes for 6 minutes.
ZᴇʀᴏTᴇɴᴀᴄɪᴛʏ retweeted
the future is going to be very weird.
but i would absolutely watch the wes anderson remake of the matrix
ZᴇʀᴏTᴇɴᴀᴄɪᴛʏ retweeted
TLDR; Don’t hire United Van Lines Canada (@unitedcanada) to pack and move your stuff.
Details: I paid almost $10K to have my house packed and moved across provinces by @unitedcanada.
ZᴇʀᴏTᴇɴᴀᴄɪᴛʏ retweeted
years ago now we were at a bookshop quiz & got the question: what are the final lines of Little Women? and my partner genuinely and with certainty said "and it was then they realised they were no longer little girls; they were little women" which is the Simpsons pisstake version
ZᴇʀᴏTᴇɴᴀᴄɪᴛʏ retweeted
my inner child says I should stay up all night and play god of war but my outer adult crust says I have to finish drawing my comic about cat detectives first >:(
ZᴇʀᴏTᴇɴᴀᴄɪᴛʏ retweeted
Space Adventure xkcd.com/2686/ m.xkcd.com/2686/

























