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🛸🏳️⚧️Zelphii🏳️⚧️🛸 retweeted
"You found a Lucky Locator"
"You found a Lucky Locator"
"You found a Lucky Locator"
"You found a Lucky Locator"
"You found a Lucky Locator"
"You found a Lucky Locator"
"You found a Lucky Locator"
"You found a Lucky Locator"
"You found a Lucky Locator"
"You found a Lucky Locator"
🛸🏳️⚧️Zelphii🏳️⚧️🛸 retweeted
Don't let Teto coming to Fortnite distract you from the fact that Tim Sweeney should be pushed into an active volcano.
🛸🏳️⚧️Zelphii🏳️⚧️🛸 retweeted
Worst part of the Halloween season by far is putting the fentanyl and razor blades in the Snickers. It's so much work and I feel like the kids never even notice anyway. Not sure I'll even bother this year.
🛸🏳️⚧️Zelphii🏳️⚧️🛸 retweeted
being fixated on cyberpunk legit makes me feel like I'm going cyberpsycho sometimes
🛸🏳️⚧️Zelphii🏳️⚧️🛸 retweeted
Edgerunners 2 was cool, but it would've been better if Talia had been fully clothed the whole time. What's the point of having a minor almost naked the entire show?
🛸🏳️⚧️Zelphii🏳️⚧️🛸 retweeted
no lube, no protection, all night, all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the bedroom, from the bathroom sink to the shower, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, exponential, logarithmic, while i gasp























