I am a tennis content creator and nothing else.

Durham, NC
Joined February 2013
If 100,000 people retweet this my girlfriend said we can get a French Bull Dog and name it Pickle. This is not a drill.
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Robert Caro tells the story of how LBJ would have a Brown & Root lobbyist fly around the country to round up three cases of Weller 107 every year for Richard B. Russell
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“UsA Is OnLy GoOd beCaUSE thEY tOOk plAyERs fRoM EnGlAnD” Yeah that’s literally how America was founded bozo, welcome to humanity’s melting pot😭✌️✌️✌️✌️
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This guy is doing more for America than any foreigner since maybe Marquis de Lafayette.
🚨🇦🇷🇺🇸 𝐎𝐅𝐅𝐈𝐂𝐈𝐀𝐋 | Mauricio Pochettino is the first manager in 96 YEARS to win back-to-back World Cup matches for the USA. ✅
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What’s our plan as a nation to establish a military presence in Brazil, just asking
Half the US team is made up of military brats born abroad makes so much sense
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“Men used to go to war” Well now we play pool basketball which is 10x more demanding on the body mind and soul
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An Australian guy scoring a own goal: Arrrr narrrr!!!!
FLO BALOGUN FORCES THE OWN GOAL! USA USA USA! 🇺🇸
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The vibes were so bad post Covid that “comedies” were the biggest bummers of all. The Bear. Barry. Ted Lasso. Fine shows. Poor excuses for comedy though.
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I spoke with a coworker who was in the LSU Tiger Band and said they would charge $100,000 for full and appearances. Make it happen Arthur Blank. One of you Billionaires write a check to put a college band at every game. That’s our unique culture. None of this faux euro garbage
USMNT fans we're gonna need to step up on our chants 😭
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If a toddler offers u an unwrapped piece of candy from his sticky hand, that’s a sign of great respect in their culture
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Almost all of these are terrible, and I'll fully admit that. We are genuinely super culturally annoying. But we're the ones holding society together right now as the responsible 30-45 set, and we're also obviously the most computer-literate, so you all have to deal with us.
Inherently millennial phenomena: • axe-throwing • cards against humanity • self-deprecating jokes • drinking IPAs • breweries instead of bars • “we are young forever” slop music • those burger joints (we all know) • curse words on menus • saying “adulting” What else?
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Ils ont 85 ans ! 😱 Le niveau et surtout la qualité de déplacement ! Des points entre Jean-François Houlier (classé 30 avec la casquette) et Jean-Pierre Olivier De Sardan (classé 30) en demi-finales du championnat de France + 85 ans à Roland-Garros. La finale a lieu demain matin à Roland. Si vous êtes libre, venez leur donner de la force. Ils jouent sous la chaleur en plus et c’est incroyable de faire des tournois à 85 piges. La finale opposera Houlier à Gérard Valles, classé 30/1. L’entrée est gratuite. #tennis #tenis #rolandgarros
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Corentin Moutet is my new favourite tennis player
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having alexi lalas as a studio analyst for the world cup is like having a guy who went 1-15 with a 10.39 ERA in AA covering the world series
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Can someone explain Spain tying with Cabo Verde in American Sports terms bc this feels crazy
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Can we bet on who made this bet? My money is on Drake.
🚨BREAKING: Someone just put $1M on Spain to WIN their match vs Cape Verde today This pays out is $1,085,943.48 on Polymarket
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“I’m not one to hold grudges!” 😅 Roy Keane picks HIS football Mount Rushmore ⛰️⚽️
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For me the biggest miss in American soccer isn’t the LeBron James’ and so on. It’s the countless Division 1 5’8-11 slot wide receivers/corner backs whose change of direction and agility would have been unstoppable on a score pitch
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Every day we are gifted a new generational World Cup clip, I’ll never get tired of these
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Japan and Holland are wearin' blue and orange. The whole world loves the Knicks, T.
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