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Try this and it MIGHT help you with your tiny handwriting
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Over 1.3 MILLION people have read my blog stories.
And the book that I self-published is STILL selling well on @amazon
I wonder if any of the PUBLISHERS who said that NO ONE will read HUMOR stories about #Parkinsons regret not taking me seriously?
What do you think?
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Link to my book, if you are interested
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Why DBS?
I was a week away from DBS surgery. To most, it seems like an extreme measure; a last resort, but it actually is a quality of life decision.
I wrote this FOURTEEN YEARS AGO and I don't regret having DBS for #Parkinsons
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I wish Grok would have been available 15 years ago when I made Halloween costumes for everyone.
Have a Happy Parky Day 😘 and enjoy the song 🎶
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Not all sleep talking is a warning sign.
But recurrent shouting, cursing, or physically acting out dreams during sleep can be a sign of REM sleep behavior disorder (RBD).
RBD can precede Parkinson’s disease, dementia with Lewy bodies, or MSA by years. Recognizing it matters.
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I've often wondered what would happen if I went there again, since I have DBS?
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When my local @FrysFoodStores puts a giant chocolate chip cookie on the OOPS rack for $4.50 I just had to buy it. We each had a tiny slice of it and it was DELICIOUS. #Parkinsons doesn't mean I can't splurge on a dessert.
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I chased HIM until he caught ME.
It's 2 months until our 41st wedding anniversary and he's still my best friend.
I love him very much.
My house has been paid off for six years.
No mortgage. No lender. Not a dollar owed on it.
Took my wife and me nineteen years and every spare paycheck to get there.
Except the county bill this year was $9,400 in property taxes alone.
Don't pay it, and eventually someone with a badge shows up to take a house we already own free and clear.
On top of that, we paid 30% in income tax this year.
Sales tax on every single purchase.
Gas tax every time the tank gets filled.
We finished paying the bank.
We never actually stopped paying for the house.
We just started paying someone new.
TAXATION IS THEFT.
Property tax shouldn't exist on a home that's already paid in full.
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You have everything packed and now it's time to leave on your trip. Your Doctor gives you this advice regarding traveling with Parkinson's disease, "Just follow the same routine you do at home."
Follow my same routine? Yeah, right?
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QUIT YOUR BITCHING!!!!!!
Grandpa didn’t have a $90 month internet bill, a $130 phone bill, seven app subscriptions at $72 month, an Amazon addiction for $200 month, he didn’t have Netflix, Paramount or HBO for another $112 month and his haircuts didn’t need a ‘stylist’!
I’m worn out hearing people moan, “Our grandparents could buy a house on one paycheck, but now we can’t even afford rent on two!”
Yeah, maybe because Grandma wasn’t dropping half her income on $14 iced lattes and avocado toast shaped like art projects. Back then, if they wanted coffee, they boiled it at home in a dented pot. It tasted like burnt rubber and regret — but it woke you up and cleaned your pipes.
And Grandma wasn’t “out to brunch.” You think she had time for mimosas and hashtags? She was making something called whatever’s left in the fridge and feeding six people with it.
Don’t even start with Uber Eats. You think Grandpa was out here paying $38 to have a burger delivered three blocks away? Please. He grilled mystery meat on a rusted barbecue, and everyone called it dinner.
Now people cry about being broke while sitting in a house full of gadgets. Two SUVs in the driveway, six streaming services, three air fryers, and matching tattoos that cost more than their light bill. You think Grandpa had a tattoo? He did. It said “Korea, 1951,” and it came with trauma, not Instagram likes.
And the kids—Lord help us. “We can’t make ends meet, but Brayden needs the new iPhone!” No, he doesn’t. You’re handing an $1100 device to a child who still eats crayons and forgets to flush.
When we were kids, there was one phone. It hung on the wall like a family relic. The cord stretched just far enough for you to whisper secrets before someone yelled, “Get off, I need to make a call!” And guess what? We lived.
The TV? One. In the living room. With three channels and a dial that clicked like a safe. And if Dad wanted to watch bowling, you were a fan of bowling, end of story.
Now there’s a flat screen in every room, the baby’s got an iPad, the dog’s got a camera, and everyone’s wondering why they can’t afford rent.
Because you’re living like rock stars on retail salaries, that’s why.
Grandpa wasn’t leasing Teslas or buying $12 smoothies called “Green Zen Awakening.” He drove a truck that coughed smoke, rattled like a storm, and smelled like oil and hard work.
They lived within their means. Whatever Grandpa brought home on Friday — that’s what they had. They weren’t keeping up with the Joneses; they were keeping the lights on.
So yeah, Grandpa bought a house on one salary. But he also didn’t have a gym membership, three delivery apps, and emotional support crystals on his nightstand. His only support system was Grandma, who told him to quit whining and mow the yard.
Nowadays, everyone’s broke, anxious, and “manifesting abundance” while ordering tacos on DoorDash for the fourth time this week.
It’s not the economy — it’s the lifestyle.
Wake up, turn off your subscriptions, make your own coffee, and maybe—just maybe—you’ll smell the truth.
It’s truth....God is Good, God is Great, I thank HIM for this day and everything I have!!
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In the years since, I am acting out dreams more and more. Often it's the same dream; I'm being chased by a dog and I'm running away.
Have a Happy Parky Day and night 😴
A Cure for Parkinson's Disease?
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Why do these SNAKE OIL salesmen keep pedaling their FAKE herbal cures?
Because there's a sucker born every day ☹️
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